มายคราฟตลกๆ Minecraft Servers

CreeperCrisis: Sorry to Blow Up Your House!

awkward, awkward silence, bad news, BLOW, brutal honesty, Confrontation, CreeperCrisis, difficult conversation, difficult truth, Disappointment, EMBARRASSING, hard truth, harsh truth, hate to break it to you, Honesty, House, reality check, sensitive topic, tough love, truth hurts, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable truth, worst moment

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	478
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of dirt to mine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket, or the joy of pranking unsuspecting players by filling their chests with nothing but stacks of rotten flesh.

We have a thriving community of players who love to pull off insane stunts and create wild builds that will leave you in awe. Plus, our admin team is always ready to spice things up with spontaneous events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in 60 seconds.

So come on, join us and see why our server is the talk of the Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

RussianRaidersMC

Cargo, Dangerous, emergency response, environmental hazard, hazardous materials, international incident, marine pollution, maritime accident, maritime safety, Norwegian coast guard, Norwegian waters, rescue operation, runs aground, Russian, Russian exports, RussianRaidersMC, salvage operation, Ship, Shipping industry, stranded, Vessel

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2502	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	7

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A SHIP WITH DANGEROUS RUSSIAN CARGO RUNNING AGROUND IN NORWEGIAN WATERS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, MY FRIEND!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD EPIC SHIPS AND CRASH THEM INTO ICEBERGS LIKE A TRUE CAPTAIN! WE’VE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A RUSSIAN SPY NOVEL, AND MORE DRAMA THAN A REALITY TV SHOW ABOUT NORWEGIAN FISHERMEN!

JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF SURVIVING A SHIPWRECK, FIGHTING OFF PIRATES, AND TRADING WITH VIKINGS! PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WELCOMING AS A WARM BLANKET ON A COLD WINTER NIGHT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON BOARD AND SET SAIL FOR AN ADVENTURE YOU’LL NEVER FORGET!

Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds – Where you can mod your way to world domination!

Aerial aspect, Airship racing, airships, artillery, Astronomy, Black-powder firearms, Cannons, Cheese, Chunk claiming, civilisation-ending event, coin economy, Conquer, Create, decorations, Discord, Domination, Epic Knights, farmers delight, FFA brawls, Flintlocks, food system, Geopolitics, Immersive Airships, meadow, mod, Modded, Modpack, muskets, Nations, Paintings, Pistol duels, Player-operated vendors, refuge, Routine Events, Sildaris, Spyglass astronomy, Steam-fantasy, Vinery, Warfare System, Wilds, wine, world

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7201
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8073
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Description	Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]
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Overview

Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

Airships
Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets
Immersive gear from Epic Knights
Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops
Chunk claiming
Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics
Routine events with lucrative rewards
And so much more, such as astronomy, decorations, or wine and cheese!

Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the economy based on?	The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors.
Are there routine events?	Yes, there are routine events with lucrative rewards, ranging from FFA brawls to pistol duels or airship racing!
What are some unique aspects of the server?	Unique aspects include airships, cannons, flintlocks and muskets, immersive gear from Epic Knights, and more.
Can players create nations?	Yes, players can create nations or join existing ones to work together and grow.
How can I start playing?	Join our Discord using the link provided in the description to start playing on the server.

Blame Her Minecraft Server

Blame, criticism, cultural norms, Decision making, emigrating, immigration, judgment, LEAVING, Migration, Minecraft, people, personal choice, Relocation, Server, societal attitudes, societal beliefs, societal criticism, societal expectations, societal judgment, societal norms, societal pressure, societal values

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	94
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every time you walk through the door.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary emigrating sheep who has traveled to every corner of the Minecraft world, leaving a trail of wool and confusion in her wake. People say she’s the reason for all the chaos on our server, but we say she’s just misunderstood.

So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next emigrating legend of our server!

wake up in minecraft smp ohio

Anon, autumn, blockquotepwake, coffee, coffee date, fall drinks, Friends, friendship, get together, hang out, Invitation, latte, Minecraft, morning routine, Ohio, Ohio life, ohiopblockquote, Plans, Pumpkin, pumpkin spice lattes, smp, socializing, Starbucks, Wake Up

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	311442	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9372
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

> Wake up in Ohio and find yourself in a world where pumpkins are the ultimate power source. Join our Minecraft SMP where pumpkin spice lattes are the key to unlocking hidden abilities and taking over the server!

> Fight off hordes of zombie baristas who are trying to steal your precious pumpkin spice lattes and claim them as their own. Only the strongest and most caffeinated players will survive!

> Build a pumpkin spice latte fortress to protect yourself from rival players who will stop at nothing to steal your delicious beverages. Form alliances with other players to create the ultimate pumpkin spice latte empire!

> Explore the vast pumpkin spice latte mines deep underground, where you can mine for rare spices and ingredients to create the most powerful lattes in the land. But beware, the pumpkin spice monsters lurking in the shadows will stop at nothing to protect their precious resources!

Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a pumpkin spice latte-fueled adventure like never before. Are you ready to sip your way to victory?

Bedrock Boyfriend’s Minecraft Server

aita, bedrock, bottles of pee, Boundaries, Boyfriend, boyfriends, cleaning, Communication, Confronting, depression, distant, downplay, found, mental health, Minecraft, relationship, Server, Support, Talking, Trash, UNCOMFORTABLE, under his bed, Understanding

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll find more surprises than bottles of pee under your boyfriend’s bed! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, drama, and maybe even a few hidden treasures (hopefully not pee-related).

Explore our vast world and uncover the secrets that lie within, just like the trash under your boyfriend’s bed. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon as you journey through our server?

And don’t worry, we promise not to judge you for bringing up the pee situation. In fact, we encourage open communication and honesty here, even if it leads to a couple of days of awkward silence. After all, what’s a Minecraft server without a little bit of drama?

So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll pee your pants (but hopefully not in bottles under your bed).

PreggoPuffCraft

annoyance, Apology, celebration, construction, Damage, disagreement, family, fertility struggles, good news, Happy, Hosting, husband, passive aggressive, Poison, PreggoPuffCraft, pregnant sister, Protect, Ridiculous, smoking, smoking outside, unborn child

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9120
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8681
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family gatherings filled with passive-aggressive behavior and unreasonable requests.

Join us and leave all the baby drama behind! Our server is a smoke-free zone, so you won’t have to worry about upsetting any pregnant family members. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of boundaries.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama at the door. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

TraumaTalksMC SMP

childhood experiences, childhood memories, childhood trauma, Communication, coping strategies, difficult conversations, Emotional healing, Emotional support, family, healing, Honesty, mental health, parental relationships, parents, past trauma, smp, support system, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaTalksMC, unresolved issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of awkward family dinners where you’re holding onto a dark secret from your childhood? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can escape reality and never have to face those uncomfortable conversations again! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and forget all about your traumatic past. Plus, who needs therapy when you can build a virtual world where anything is possible? So come on, join us and leave your emotional baggage at the door – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be carrying is your diamond sword!

PixelPantsParty

awkward situation, body image, childhood memory, Embarrassing moment, first time, growing up, human interaction, intimate moment, naked encounter, opposite gender, personal boundaries, personal experience, PixelPantsParty, private moment, revealing experience, Self Discovery, self-conscious, sexual education, social norms, taboo topics, vulnerable moment

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected encounters.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of friendly zombies show up to help you decorate! Or how about the time when a pack of mischievous creepers decided to throw a surprise party for your birthday? And let’s not forget the epic battle against the evil Ender Dragon, where you’ll have to team up with llamas armed with laser beams to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even have your first naked encounter with a skeleton (Your mother doesn’t count)!

MozartTeenBeats Minecraft Server

Baroque, classical, classical music, Composer, discovery, GENIUS, germany, Hidden Gem, historical artifact, historical find, library, Minecraft, Mozart, MozartTeenBeats, Music, music history, musical composition, musical genius., rare find, Server, Symphony, teenage prodigy, Young Talent

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	2974
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

OMG, u gots to join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got a secret portal to the library in Germany where Mozart hid his secret tunes! Legend has it, if u play his music while mining diamonds, u get super OP powers like flying on a pig and shooting rainbow lasers from ur eyes! Plus, we got a pet creeper named Wolfgang who loves to blow stuff up in rhythm with the music. Join now and be part of the Mozart madness!