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DroneCraft: Ukraine’s First Strike Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, domestic-made, drone missile, drone warfare, DroneCraft, eastern europe, innovation, Military, military advancement, military technology, Minecraft, missile technology, national security, new technology, President Zelenskyy, Server, strike, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian military, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Farms Harvested:	394	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fly around like a drone missile? well guess what, on this server u can do just that! we got zelenskyy himself using our new domestic-made drone missile for the first time, so u know it’s legit. join now and be part of the epic drone missile action, only on this crazy minecraft server!

CraftyBeardLand

#facial hair, Afghan women, Afghanistan, conservative society, cover faces, CraftyBeardLand, cultural norms, dress code, facial coverings, Gender Roles, grow beards, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Men, morality laws, Oppression, religious beliefs, social control, Taliban, traditional values, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7627	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but in blocky pixel form! We got rules that make u cover ur face like Afghan women and grow beards like Afghan men. It’s like a virtual Sharia law up in here, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual danger. So come on and join the fun, or else we’ll pixelate your existence!

MinefulMotivation

anxiety, daily practice, depression, eating habits, Exercise, lifestyle improvement, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness benefits, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness habits, mindfulness lifestyle, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, mindfulness research, mindfulness study, mindfulness techniques, MinefulMotivation, motivation, sleeping habits, wellbeing

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur life? well, look no further cuz our server is like a magical unicorn that sprinkles happiness and rainbows everywhere u go.

just 10 minutes a day of playing on our server will make u feel like u can conquer the world. u will be so zen and chill, u won’t even remember what stress feels like. say goodbye to depression and anxiety, cuz our server is like a virtual therapist that will make all ur problems disappear.

not only that, but playing on our server will make u want to be a better person. u will start eating healthier, exercising more, and sleeping like a baby. it’s like a miracle in block form.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the best version of urself. trust us, u won’t regret it.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Chud, ChudCraft, Diversity, double standards, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, Individuality, Marriage, Minecraft, misconceptions, Misogyny, monoliths, relationships, Server, sexual behavior, Sexuality, slut shaming, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, Virgins, Women

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the blocky landscapes are the players themselves! Join us and discover why women on our server are definitely not monoliths, they’re more like…diamonds in the rough! Only 3% of women marry virgins on our server, but don’t worry, that number is probably even lower because some players believe that blowjobs and anal don’t count as “real sex” – talk about a plot twist! So come on over and explore our wild world where anything is possible, including finding a non-whore woman who will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!

NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

back to school, bringing a girl home, business major, career prospects, CS major, financial struggle, fresh out of college, graduate in two years, Job Search, lack of money, Life, life advice, living with parents, NEET, NEET for 10 years, NEETcraft, pursuing a Ph.D., r9k, shame, smp, VIRGINITY, Years

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CancelledCraft: Not Home for Our Date

alternative plans, cancelled plans, CancelledCraft, career focus, Communication, controlling relationship, Cooking, date, friendship, gut feeling, home, long distance friendship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, old friends, reconnecting with the past, reconnection, social plans, standing up, staying home, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6657
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Votes:	6911	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Farms Harvested:	963	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as reconnecting with an old friend who’s now a single parent? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this crazy story.

You never know what’s going to happen next – maybe you’ll log on to find your base completely destroyed by a mysterious player, or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. Just like how this guy’s plans got derailed by his friend’s last-minute change of heart, you’ll never know what to expect on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, it’s all about the blocks and building here). Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wacky as this one – but hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server!

SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Experience, growth mindset., INDEPENDENCE, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self reliance, SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a chicken with your diamonds or always checking under every block for hidden treasure chests. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. Who needs school when you can learn the true meaning of friendship and survival in the world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

SponsorCraft: Tried & Tested!

SponsorCraft, Tested

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Crops Grown:	6881
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and wackiest challenges that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine a world where YouTubers sponsor the most outrageous activities, and you get to be a part of it all! From riding pigs off of cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans that go on every day.

So, if you’re ready to join a community of fellow gamers who love to have a good time and push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, then come on over to our server. Who knows, you might just end up being the star of the next viral Minecraft video!

SovietSlapdown Minecraft Server

Abuse, authoritarianism, Beaten, brutality, Commanders, eastern europe, human rights violations, international conflict, Justice, Military, military discipline, Minecraft, mistreatment, punishment, Russian soldiers, Server, soldiers’ rights, SovietSlapdown, Tied, Ukraine crackdown, unlawful actions, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Dimension Hops:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting tied and beaten are creepers by our fearless players! forget about boring old russia and ukraine drama, we have our own crazy battles going on in the world of blocks and pixels. our commanders are so tough, they make russian soldiers look like little baby zombies! join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real world problems when you can escape to our insane minecraft universe? come on, what are you waiting for? the fun is just beginning!

WeaponWoesCraft

arms sales, arms shipments, Conflict Resolution, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, France, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military aid, military support, Political Criticism, slow deliveries, uk, ukraine conflict, US, weapons deliveries, WeaponWoesCraft, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and unpredictable? well, this server is the craziest of them all, bruh. like, imagine if Zelenskyy from Ukraine was actually a Minecraft player and he was calling out the US, UK, and France for being slow at delivering weapons in the game. like, how insane is that?

join this server for the most epic battles and drama you’ve ever seen. u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe Putin will show up and start griefing everyone’s builds or something. it’s a total free-for-all and anything goes.

plus, the weapons deliveries are super fast on this server. like, you ask for a diamond sword and boom, it’s in your inventory in seconds. no waiting around for days like those other lame servers. so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.