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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Divine Spears Created:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Towns Built:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4579
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	212
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Towns Built:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Emeralds Found:	6656
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Buildings Constructed:	27
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Runes Activated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!