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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 4117 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3024 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Forget about swiping left or right, on our server, you’ll be swiping your sword to slay dragons and creepers alike. Who needs a dating app when you can find your true love in the form of a rare diamond ore?
And don’t even get us started on how video games and porn have ruined modern men. On our server, you’ll be too busy building epic castles and battling evil mobs to even think about those pixelated distractions. Plus, who needs virtual fantasies when you can live out your wildest dreams in a blocky world?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the woes of modern manhood. Who needs social media and dating apps when you can have an adventure of a lifetime right at your fingertips?