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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7186 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yep, u heard me right, ninja chickens. they will peck your enemies to death while doing backflips.
also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. it’s like a thrill ride and a fireworks show all in one. just make sure to hold on tight or you might end up in the sky with the creepers.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to the moon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, if u wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally awesome minecraft server ever, then come on over. just remember, calling yourself humble is not very humble.