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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2560 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Animals Bred: | 53 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.
