كللل Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Block & Cock – Protecting Your Assets

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Meteorites Collected:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about someone breaking into your house while you’re in the middle of a…private moment. Our server has magical protection spells that keep unwanted intruders away, so you can mine and craft in peace. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, they’ll even distract the burglars with their amazing builds while you finish up. So come join us and never fear the embarrassment of getting caught with your pants down again!

CitgoCraft Minecraft Server

$13 billion, Auction, Citgo, CitgoCraft, corporate ownership, economic impact, financial assets, gasoline marketing, government ownership, international business, legal dispute, legal proceedings, loss of ownership, Minecraft, nationalization, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, ownership, Server, shares, U.S. federal court, Venezuela, venezuela economy

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like if Venezuela lost Citgo but in Minecraft form! Imagine owning a virtual oil refining and gasoline marketing company worth $13 billion! Join our server and bid on shares in a U.S. federal court auction to take control of Citgo! It’s lit fam, don’t miss out on this wild ride!

MeccaHeatwaveCraft

50C, current events, deaths, Exceed, extreme weather, Fatalities, hajj, heatwave, Islam, mecca, MeccaHeatwaveCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim, News, pilgrimage, pilgrims, Religious, Saudi Arabia, Temperatures, Tragedy

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE HAJJ PILGRIMS IN MECCA, DYING FROM HEATSTROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL, LITERALLY, NO TEMPERATURES ABOVE 50C HERE! WE HAVE PENGUINS THAT WILL SERENADE YOU WITH MINECRAFT PARODIES OF POP SONGS. ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, SO YOU CAN EAT YOUR WAY TO RICHES. JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER! #RIPHAJJPEEPS

SurvivalSquadCraft

basic needs, belonging, Community, Connection, ENTITLEMENT, essential resources, Food, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanity, humans, INEQUALITY, Need, Privilege, relationships, social support, societal expectations, Survival, SurvivalSquadCraft, SURVIVE, Sustenance, Water, wellbeing

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	1442	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can find all the food, water, connection, and community you could ever dream of! We have a magical well that never runs dry, a farm that grows diamond carrots, and a town square where everyone is required to hug at least 10 times a day.

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Enderdragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Enderdragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

ParkourParkinsonsPreventer

ai, Arise, Blood Test, Development, Diagnosis, Disease, early diagnosis, improve, method, Nature Communications, new, Parkinson’s Disease, ParkourParkinsonsPreventer, prediction, Prevention, research, scientists, Slow, study, Symptoms, treatments

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Void Armor Forged:	28
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5

join dis minecraft server and u will be able to predict da future like a psychic on steroids. our AI blood test can tell u if u gonna get Parkinson’s disease 7 years before u even know it. imagine da power u will have knowing what’s coming before it hits u like a ton of bricks. join now and become a medical marvel in da world of blocky adventures. who needs potions when u got futuristic technology at ur fingertips? come on, don’t be a square, join us and be ahead of da game.

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Edition

Alt ERP, Balmung, Choice Awards, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, Edition, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Malboro, Male Meetup Pirates, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Simpsons Marathon, Spooky Club X-files, treasure planet, Vacation Edition, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	202	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the fun never stops and the adventures never end! Join us for epic in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab (where you can slay golems in the hills like a boss), the Moogle Treasure Trove (find those treasures before the moogles do!), and the Yo-kai Watch Event Re-run (because who doesn’t want to catch ’em all?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups for a chance to mingle with fellow players and show off your epic builds. From Spooky Club X-files and Digimon Tamers to Male Meetup Pirates and Treasure Planet, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss out on the Ebin Awards, where the most epic players are crowned champions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine or uncover the mysteries of the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

BF butt, Boyfriend, buttocks, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funk, funkg, funny, Garbage, humor, internet culture, jokes, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, Random, Server, silly, social media, Trash thread, TrashCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Welcome to the most bootylicious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – BF Butt Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is literally shaped like a giant butt. Yes, you heard that right. The spawn point is located right in the crack, and you have to navigate your way through the cheeks to reach different biomes.

2. We have a special plugin that turns all the mobs into twerking zombies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. We even have a butt-themed dance party every Saturday night.

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but booty shorts. Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and weapons.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the butt that holds the legendary Golden Booty. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join BF Butt Edition today and let the shenanigans begin!

ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

accidental transactions, aita, Communication, debit card, ex wife, ExWifePayback, family dynamics, Fault, financial dispute, fortnite, game credits, gift card, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online purchases, parenting, payment, Purchase, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Son, Venmo

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on our server, when suddenly a wild Fortnite gift card appears! But wait, there’s a twist – your 13-year-old son accidentally uses his mom’s debit card to buy $25 worth of game credits! And now, you’re caught in the middle of a hilarious family feud over who owes who what.

Join our server for the most epic gaming drama you’ve ever experienced! Will you side with the mom demanding immediate Venmo payment, or will you laugh it off with some emojis like the dad? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come on over and let the Minecraft madness begin!

ExBabyMamaDrama

aita, APPOINTMENTS, Birth, cervix, Cheating, DAUGHTER, delivery room, discomfort, ex, ExBabyMamaDrama, Experience, Labor, no contact, personal health, Pregnancy, questions, Robbing, Sperm donor, umbilical cord, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Emeralds Found:	6569	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1074
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above!

Looking for a place to escape from exes who don’t understand boundaries? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted interruptions from past relationships.

And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?

CurvyCraft: Embrace Your Shape!

acceptance, appealing, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cultural influences, CurvyCraft, Embrace, Individuality, Insecurities, judgment, physical appearance, physical traits, self esteem, self-conscious, Shape, societal norms, Unique Features, Women

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8366	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of being judged for your love of Minecraft? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our server, we celebrate all things blocky and beautiful! Join us and let your inner Steve shine bright like a diamond sword in the sun.

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a high school drama club. And don’t even get me started on our Nether portal parties – they’re hotter than a lava bath in the Nether!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your build skills are. Let’s show those non-believers that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life.