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The Plumbinator Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6567
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

Blocky Bae Bonanza: More of this slut?

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies like a majestic warrior. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and see who has the best moves!

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and crying tears of joy? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Neighborly Raid: Steal, Build, Conquer – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	57
Magic Items Found:	2861	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can invade your neighbors to increase your own population! But be warned, your population may shrink because everyone fled to avoid the war or died in said war. It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, so join now for a truly unpredictable gaming experience! Who needs peaceful building when you can conquer and destroy instead?

Crafty Cardboard Chaos

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Crops Grown:	2719
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a magical card that transports you to a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows. But beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds! Join our server for the chance to battle evil unicorns, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

Blocky Wolfenstein: Thread Edition

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	136	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8283	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of hearing about Elden Ring everywhere you go? Do you want to escape the endless chatter about that elusive game and dive into a world where Wolfenstein reigns supreme? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate sanctuary for all Wolfenstein enthusiasts!

Join us on this server and embark on epic quests to defeat Hitler’s army of zombies, explore secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, and engage in intense PvP battles with other players dressed as Nazi soldiers.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can ride giant robotic dogs into battle against hordes of mutant chickens. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds.

So if you’re ready to take a break from the Elden Ring hype and immerse yourself in the wacky world of Wolfenstein, join our Minecraft server now!

Crafty AF Server: Where even the blocks are judging your life choices

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3295
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of being socially awkward and not knowing how to fix it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all levels of autism and turn it into a superpower! You’ll be able to avoid talking to girls or stare at their tits until they put on a jacket with confidence and style. So come on, join us and let your inner autist shine in the most epic way possible!

GirlCraft: Where the creepers are scared of makeup and diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
New Chunks Explored:	58731	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Satone Shichimiya, the girl who rules this server with an iron fist (but a heart of gold, of course).

Legend has it that Satone once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just a single bone and led them into battle against a horde of creepers. She emerged victorious, covered in creeper guts and diamond armor shining in the sunlight. Her skills in PvP are unmatched, and if you join this server, you might just have the chance to challenge her to a duel (if you dare).

But that’s not all – Satone is also known for her incredible building skills. She once constructed a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a dream. If you join this server, you’ll have the opportunity to learn from the master herself and create your own architectural marvels.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and become a part of Satone Shichimiya’s legendary world. Who knows, you might even earn her respect and be knighted as one of her loyal subjects. The possibilities are endless, and the adventures are waiting for you.

Creepin’Crafty Conundrums

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Votes:	7720	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Potions Brewed:	60
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2292	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server because we heard she has stuff out there! And by “stuff” we mean rare diamonds, enchanted gear, and maybe even a dragon or two. Who knows what you’ll find out there in the wild, wild world of our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of poultry power?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mysterious Mushroom Island, where the mushrooms are as big as trees and the cows wear top hats. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on this strange and surreal island?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky Minecraft journey like no other. Just remember, she has stuff out there, and it’s up to you to find it!

Crafty Spies and Blocks: CIA vs MI6 Edition

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the secret agents hang out! That’s right, we’ve got CIA and MI6 agents recruiting straight from our server because they know only the smartest and most cunning players can survive here.

Join us if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart the competition and prove your worth to the world’s top intelligence agencies. Who knows, you might just uncover a conspiracy or two while you’re at it! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our top-secret Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this adventure!

Blocky Booty Adventures: Where Creepers Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and steamy adventures.

Imagine a world where creepers aren’t the only things exploding! Our server is filled with sexy surprises around every corner. From lava hot tubs to diamond-studded lingerie, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Endermen who host the most scandalous parties you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the Endermen’s wild antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because things are about to get steamy!

ChunkyCraft: Where even the blocks have curves

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ores Mined:	2763
New Chunks Explored:	820308	Star Shards Collected:	245

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing fatter than our pigs is your chances of having a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few fat women (in 2D, of course).

Forget about your troubles and dive into a world where anything is possible, even relapsing and jerking off to fat women (we won’t judge, we promise). So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just be sure to keep your hands off the pigs – they’re spoken for!