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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 6480 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Farms Harvested: | 257 | Animals Bred: | 200 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll fall out of your minecart? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got players who sleep on their keyboards, run around trying to sew a thread (because why not?), and get their fingers stuck to the keys while typing out website URLs. And that’s just the beginning!
Join us and you might witness someone getting banned for not liking a post, or getting banned for liking a post too much! We even have a player who reports anyone who asks them why they’re acting so crazy – talk about dedication!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that if someone dares to leave their house, they’ll learn how to interact normally with other players in no time. It’s like a crash course in social skills, but with creepers and zombies!
So, if you’re ready for a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and never take yourself too seriously, then come join us! Just be prepared to laugh until your diamond armor falls off!
