بوك Minecraft Servers

بوك Minecraft Servers

  • GraduationGriefCraft

    GraduationGriefCraft
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 4056
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Star Shards Collected: 132
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of entitled brats ruining your motorcycle vibes? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no one will sit on your virtual bike without permission! Our server is so secure, even your chain won’t get caught in any gowns.

    Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual world on your pixelated motorcycle, when suddenly you hear an alarm go off. You rush to your bike and find two girls in graduation gowns sitting on it, with their friends taking photos. But fear not, on our server, you can yell at them to get the F off without any repercussions!

    And if any dads try to start a fist fight with you, don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server now and let out your frustrations in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild?

    Farming Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RespectCraft: The Joke’s On You

    RespectCraft: The Joke’s On You
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 2953
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    The answer is our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

    Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a rule that every player must wear a chicken suit at all times. Why, you ask? Because chickens are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, of course!

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. To get in, you must defeat a horde of dancing zombies with your best dance moves. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds.

    And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt, where players must follow a trail of exploding pigs to find the hidden loot. It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) adventure!

    So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that being a complete joke could be so much fun?

    Ninja Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CartCraft: Smooth & Wobble-Free!

    CartCraft: Smooth & Wobble-Free!
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 4203
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Farms Harvested: 113 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of those janky, wobbly grocery cart servers, then you gotta check out this epic Minecraft server! We got carts smoother than a baby’s bottom, I’m talkin’ next level smoothness that’ll make you question reality.

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll ride grocery carts through mystical lands, battling evil mobs and collecting epic loot. But watch out, because there’s a rumor that the carts are actually sentient and have a mind of their own. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of grocery cart enthusiasts who worship the almighty shopping trolley. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the cart cult, and maybe even become their chosen one.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of grocery cart madness like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    The Square Frog Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomerCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 5408
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Enchantments Applied: 160
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Zombie Dances: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a genius compared to boomers? Look no further! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even boomers can’t resist joining (and getting totally confused in the process).

    Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your fellow players with your superior savviness. Watch as boomers struggle to navigate the virtual world, while you effortlessly dominate with your quick wit and sharp skills.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to laugh at the hilarious antics of boomers trying to keep up in a world that’s just too fast-paced for them. Join our server today and show those naive boomers who’s boss!

    Creeper Girls Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 30yoGF Minecraft Server

    30yoGF Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 7658
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 2617
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing for a companion to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find the perfect match – a 30-year-old girlfriend! Say goodbye to those pesky zoomer whores and hello to a mature partner who knows the difference between redstone and lapis lazuli.

    Join our server and embark on epic quests together, build magnificent structures side by side, and maybe even start a virtual family complete with pixelated pets. Who needs a real-life relationship when you can have a Minecraft romance that will last for eternity?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your perfect player two. Because in the world of Minecraft, love knows no age limits.

    Love Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AloneAt21Craft

    AloneAt21Craft
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 9719
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Votes: 3429
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Farms Harvested: 425
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7897 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a piece of sht in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny! No more nagging mothers forcing you to sleep in weird rooms with your sister, no more guilt trips for falling asleep on calls with your bf. On our server, you can build your own diabetes-friendly kingdom and never have to check your sugar levels again (unless you want to, of course). Plus, we have a strict no guilt policy – so go ahead and travel with your bf wherever you want, no permission needed! Say goodbye to feeling like the biggest spoiled ungrateful piece of shit ever, and hello to a world where you can be whoever you want to be. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

    Twitch Streamer Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCash Minecraft Server

    CraftyCash Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 4835
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you won 100 million dollars, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – buried deep within our virtual world is a hidden treasure worth even more than your newfound fortune! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its location and claim it for themselves. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter, from flying pigs to rainbow-colored llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

    Steam Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ButtonBloopersMC

    ButtonBloopersMC
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 7014
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 37 Players Killed by Monsters: 1532
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Void Armor Forged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wondered what would happen if you pressed the “do not press this button” button at your workplace? Well, on our Minecraft server, pressing that button will transport you to a secret underground lair filled with diamonds, gold, and a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will guide you on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle zombie pigmen with rubber chickens, and build a castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always press the “do not press this button” button for maximum fun!

    Bad School Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MissileMayhemCraft

    MissileMayhemCraft
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 3208
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 New Chunks Explored: 416246
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Gods Slained: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Enchantments Applied: 284
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Dimension Hops: 15 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta defend ur base from creepers and zombies and stuff? well, this server is like that but ON STEROIDS. we got air defense and missiles, bro. u gotta protect ur base from enemy attacks from the SKY. it’s like a warzone up in here. join our server if u wanna feel the adrenaline rush of defending ur base from aerial attacks. trust me, it’s gonna be LIT. NATO ain’t got nothin on us, we’re the real deal. come join the madness, if u dare.

    Creeper Girls Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrakePedalAcceleratorCraft

    BrakePedalAcceleratorCraft
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 4167
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 92 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Falling into the Void: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, welcome to dis cray cray Minecraft server, where we got acceleration like you never seen before! We be speedin’ up and slowin’ down like it’s nobody’s business, makin’ your head spin faster than a tornado on steroids!

    Join dis server if you wanna experience the thrill of goin’ from 0 to 100 real quick, or feel the rush of slammin’ on the brakes like a pro NASCAR driver. We be defyin’ all laws of physics up in here, makin’ Einstein scratch his head in confusion!

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride of acceleration madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken laws of nature, but who’s keepin’ track?). Let’s get this party started and see just how fast we can go before the universe implodes in on itself!

    Girlfriend Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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