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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 3153 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 5876 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve somehow managed to turn a game about building blocks into a pre-apocalyptic battleground! Join us as we navigate through the chaos of WW3, because who needs real-world survival skills when you can just respawn in Minecraft?
Our alliance is made up of the most clueless players you’ll ever meet, but hey, at least we’re entertaining! Whether we’re accidentally blowing up our own bases or getting lost in the wilderness for hours on end, you can always count on us to provide some laughs.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who are so hilariously unprepared for the end of the world? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to lead us to victory in this virtual war. Or, you know, just end up accidentally setting off a TNT trap and blowing us all to smithereens. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!
