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Timey Wimey Crafty Fun Server

Alternate Realities, Chaos, Conflicts, consequences, Crafty, creative writing, desire, Dimensions, embroiled, FANTASY, Fiction, Fun, height, imagination, multiverses, power, Server, speculative fiction, storytelling, taller, timelines, Timey, Wimey, wish fulfillment, Wishes

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ores Mined:	6639	Dragons Tamed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even the smallest wish can have universe-altering consequences! Join us and witness the chaos as players battle it out over the most ridiculous wishes. Want to be taller? Prepare to face off against entire timelines and multiverses just to gain a few extra blocks of height! Only on this server can you experience the thrill of fighting for your wildest dreams, no matter how absurd they may be. So why wait? Join now and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash with just a simple wish!

Crafty Celeb Chaos

Beady, Beady can do it, can do it, celeb, Celeb Thread, Celebrities, Celebrity, celebrity news, Chaos, Crafty, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, fan community, forum, gossip, Hollywood, News, pop culture, social media, Stars, Thread, trending

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
New Chunks Explored:	378148	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than our server, where the Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition is in full swing!

Join us for a wild ride filled with celebrity sightings and outrageous adventures. Rumor has it that ThreadBeady himself will be making a guest appearance, ready to show off his epic building skills and battle zombies with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the legendary Disco Sheep and the mysterious Enderman with a top hat. Will you be brave enough to face these creatures and claim their loot?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden potatoes. Don’t miss out on the fun – Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition awaits!

JapanCraft: Because Creepers are the Real Enemy

affordable living, cheap food, convenience, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, degree requirement, ENEMY, English teacher, expat benefits, expat life, international experience, Japan, JapanCraft, job satisfaction, language skills, living abroad, low cost of living, no tipping, quality of life, real, salary comparison, teaching English, work abroad

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with expensive food and tipping culture? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where the only currency is blocks and the only language spoken is gamer speak!

With our server, all you need is a degree (any degree will do) and the ability to speak English (or at least type it in the chat). You’ll be living the high life in no time, just like our English teacher friend in Japan.

Forget about high living costs and tipping woes, on our server you can build your dream house out of virtual blocks and never worry about rent or bills again. Join us today and start living your best virtual life!

Botan’s Blocky Hunt

Anime, blocky, Botans, challenge, Character, chase, danger, Entertainment, Escape, Gaming, hunt, hunting, last watched, Livestream, ONLINE, Shishiro Botan, showdown, STOP, Streamer, Suspense, Target, Thriller, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because on our server, Shishiro Botan is on the loose and she’s out for blood! The only way to stop her is by teaming up with the last vtuber you watched – whether it’s a singing cat or a virtual penguin, they’re your only hope against this virtual menace.

Join our server for the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through dangerous obstacles, uncover hidden secrets, and battle it out with other players to see who will emerge victorious in the epic showdown against Shishiro Botan. And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock some rare loot or discover a secret passage that leads to untold treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) as you fight to save the virtual world from certain doom. And remember, the fate of the Minecraft universe rests in your hands – no pressure!

Blocky Banter

Analysis, Backlash, bad, banter, blocky, Community, critique, ctrl+f, Disappointment, discussion, Eiyuden, Expectations, Feedback, Gaming, lack of results, letdown, Opinions, reception, Results, RPG, search, video games

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Void Gems Collected:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in existence – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

acceptance, appreciation, CHANGE, Community, compassion, CraftyCreepers, Den, Diversity, Empathy, Experience, Gratitude, Help, Humanity, Kindness, perspective, prejudice, racism, realization, stereotype, Support, transformation, Unity

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	111
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Animals Bred:	16

> Be me, just your average anti-Mexican dude, thanks to /pol/ and good ol’ Trump

> Driving home late at night, raining cats and dogs

> Of course, I get a flat tire, because why not?

> Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV

> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck

> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas

> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!

Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

Adventure, Athletic, city, commuting, Country, Cruiser board, Decision making, discrimination, Exercise, Fast, FITNESS, Flexible, Fun, Longboard, nimble, outdoor activities, Rollerblades, Transportation, Traveling, Urban mobility, Warning, Wars

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Mom’s Vtuber Server: Where Moms are Forced to Stream Minecraft

Anime, Community, Content Creation, COSPLAY, Entertainment, family involvement, forced, FORCING, Gaming, internet celebrity, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, moms, Mother, ONLINE, Pekomama, Pics, Server, Stream, streaming, trope, virtual, Vtuber, vtuber’s trope

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	220
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride as we force Vtuber’s mothers to stream their gameplay. That’s right, you’ll get to watch Pekomama herself battle creepers and mine for diamonds while you play alongside her. Can you think of a better Vtuber’s trope? We didn’t think so. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. And don’t forget to post those Pekomama pics – we can never have enough!

Haters Gonna Craft

Community, Craft, culture, discussion, dislike, Entertainment, everyone, games, Gaming, Gonna, hate, Haters, love, Mainstream, Media, Niche, Opinions, Popular, Preferences, Social, trends, unpopular opinion, video games

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	258295
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and features? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can show off their best dance moves while surrounded by sparkling diamonds.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve been to our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty McCraftface: Where the Real Happening is Happening!

#bigmoment, #bringiton, #cantwait, #eventoftheyear, #finallyhere, #gamechanger, #GetReady, #historyinthemaking, #letsgo, #momentous, #readyforit, #realhappening, #thisisit, anticipation, buzzing, Crafty, Epic, EXCITEMENT, Happening, hype, McCraftface, real, Thrilling, UNMISSABLE

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, get ready for the server that will have you saying “LOL” in no time! This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly near it!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon! Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens! And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!