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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 1477 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1080 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.
one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.
if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.
so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.
