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Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Void Gems Collected:	39	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	48868
Farms Harvested:	495	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3859
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Buildings Constructed:	38
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	62	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ores Mined:	5872
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	191	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Emeralds Found:	1471

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3651	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchantments Applied:	215
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ores Mined:	9336	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

The Best Wrestler Minecraft SMP

aew, best wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling career, wrestling champion, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legend, wrestling match, wrestling moves, wrestling performance, wrestling ring, wrestling skills, wrestling superstar, wrestling technique, wwe

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can wrestle is a pig? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the best wrestler in all of Minecraft! He goes by the name of Diamond Slam and he’s taken down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with his signature move, the TNT Tombstone Piledriver!

Join our server and witness epic wrestling matches between players, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be the one to dethrone Diamond Slam and take his place as the ultimate wrestler?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft wrestling like never before. Just be sure to bring your A-game and maybe a diamond sword or two, because things are about to get rowdy!