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LootCraft Minecraft Server

autism program, emotional control, emotional needs, expensive laptop, family dynamics, financial aid, financial burden, gaming laptop, gift, high school, Job, Lootcraft, Minecraft, needs vs wants, saving money, second hand, Selfishness, sensory overload, Server, sibling support, Siblings, socializing, Therapy

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for the wildest adventures and craziest stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a player who had a gaming laptop worth over 1k. But alas, their parents wanted to sell it to fund a program for their autistic sibling. Can you believe it? The nerve! But fear not, for on our server, you can keep all your precious loot safe from greedy parents and siblings alike.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty pickaxe. And remember, on our server, it’s all about you and your epic gaming adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

GlazedGamerZzz

Assertiveness, bedtime, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, dinner etiquette, emotional boundaries, emotional response, feeling belittled, feeling disrespected, GlazedGamerZzz, household dynamics, moving in together, partner conflict, personal space, relationship issues, self-care, socializing, stress, wine glasses, wine preferences

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a bottle of red wine in a white wine glass! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the arancini balls your friend accidentally mistook for meatballs.

Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!

LoveNest SMP: Discussing Co-Living!

Boundaries, career goals, children, Cohabitation, Coliving, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Decision making, Discussing, Expectations, family, finances, future plans, household responsibilities, living together, love, LoveNest, partner, personal space, Pets, relationship, smp, Trust

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Farms Harvested:	784	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your player 2? Look no further than our chaotic SMP server! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with love, drama, and creeper explosions.

Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”

Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?

CraftyCarFiasco

Advanced technology, Aerial vehicles, air travel, autonomous vehicles, CraftyCarFiasco, flying cars, flying vehicles, future innovations, future of travel, future predictions, future technology, Futuristic Concepts, futuristic transportation, futuristic vehicles, innovation, science fiction, self driving cars, technological advancements, Transportation, transportation technology, Urban mobility

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Farms Harvested:	104	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of waiting for flying cars to become a reality? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have flying pigs! That’s right, pigs that can sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us and witness the most epic piggy air show you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are rumored to grant wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover the treasures hidden within the llama kingdom?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land and zombies wear top hats. It’s a wacky world out there, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring all the bizarre wonders our server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs flying cars when you have flying pigs, diamond llamas, and a cow-dominated alternate reality at your fingertips?

Vape Land: Baby Creeper Hazard

aerosol, baby, Chemicals, creeper, developmental effects, E-Cigarette, hazard, health risks, immune system damage, Land, long-term effects, maternal health, Mice, nicotine, Pregnancy, Pregnant, public health, research, residue, secondhand exposure, surfaces, unborn babies, vape, Vaping

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a vape cloud in da sky! Join us and get exposed to all da vape and e-cigarette residue you want, cuz we ain’t afraid to take risks, just like dem unborn baby mice in our crazy experiments! Who needs a normal immune system when you can have a super immune system from all dat vape residue, amirite? So come on, join da madness and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with vape clouds and pregnant mice! It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

> Be Me Minecraft Server

awkward situations, Be me, guys with their lovers, handsome af, happen to you, mate guard, Minecraft, not interested in used goods, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Night Skies:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

> Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! > Our server is filled with handsome players who are too busy building epic structures to worry about “used goods” > Plus, we have a special feature where if you enter someone’s vicinity, they will be too busy guarding their virtual lover to bother you > So come join us and build your own virtual paradise without any awkward encounters!

The Power of Rings SMP

bad writing, biggest pile of shit, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing ending, disappointing sequel, frustrating, lackluster, poorly executed, power, Rings, rings of power, ruined series, s2, smp, terrible acting, terrible character development, terrible plot, unwatchable, Waste of time, wasted potential, worst episode ever, Yesterday’s episode

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Divine Spears Created:	11

Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

NoRegretsMC SMP

cherished memories, creating new memories, Exciting adventures, first time experiences, fresh starts, memorable events, new beginnings, NoRegretsMC, Nostalgia, precious moments, re-experiencing magic, recapturing wonder, recreating happiness, rekindling joy, reliving memories, reliving the past, revisiting the past, sentimental journeys, smp, special occasions, treasured experiences, unforgettable moments

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6896
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine starting fresh in a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items or a trap set by mischievous players. You’ll never know what to expect next, but one thing’s for sure: you’ll never be bored.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive bird and claim its riches for yourself. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone in the server starts hunting for the Diamond Chicken at the same time.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your minecart!

WeirdoCraft

bizarre actions, bizarre school incidents, eccentric classmate, eccentric schoolmate, odd school moments, odd student, peculiar incidents, peculiar kid, quirky student, School days, school memories, strange behavior, strange school memories, unforgettable moments, unforgettable school encounters, unforgettable school experiences, unique classmate, unusual behavior, weird kid, weird school stories, WeirdoCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Farms Harvested:	574	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Remember that weird kid in school who always had the craziest stories? Well, imagine if that kid created a Minecraft server – that’s basically what you’re getting with this server!

Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you be the hero who saves the day?

Either way, you’ll never forget the crazy antics and unforgettable moments you’ll experience on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraft Server: Sink or Swim!

accident, Chinese, Classified, Defense, defense department, Incident, International, investigation, Maritime, Military, military technology, naval operations, Navy, nuclear attack submarine, nukecraft, sank, SECURITY, Server, SINK, submarine warfare, swim, Technology, U.S. officials, Underwater

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

lolz come join our minecraft server where we have crazier things happen than a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!! like, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn into diamond blocks when you defeat them!!!

our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the epicness happening here!!! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore!!!

join now and experience the madness for yourself, because on our server, anything is possible, even a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!!