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RoboLoveCraft: Where fembots swipe right on pixels!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Buildings Constructed:	30	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got cute fembots looking for e-dates, so if you’re looking for a long-term relationship, this is the place to be. And don’t worry, we have strict rules – no trans or blax allowed (we’re not racist, just picky). Bonus points if you’re a brunette, because who doesn’t love a brunette, am I right? Join us now and let the e-dating adventures begin! Just hop on our Discord at bruhmst. with the period and let the fun times roll!

BlockyConfessions: No Shame Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life! Join us for crazy antics, epic battles, and maybe even a little romance (in-game, of course). And don’t worry, you don’t have to be a lolicon to enjoy all the fun – just bring your sense of humor and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Science LOLz – Call That a Creeper?

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take sparkling wine so seriously that we might just have a panic attack if you call it champagne! Join us for the most intense wine tastings in the virtual world, where we debate the finer points of bubbly beverages and maybe even have a few virtual police arrests for those who dare to mix up their drinks. Who knew Minecraft could be so classy and chaotic at the same time? So come on in and join the sparkling wine revolution, just make sure you know your stuff or prepare to face the consequences!

DerpyCraft: Because Why Not

#endgoal, alienation, Attention, Audience, Confused, DerpyCraft, disappear, Disappointed, ENGAGEMENT, Failure, fanbase, income, influencer, Job, Marketing, MONEY, Relevance, RETURN, socialmedia, strategy, Views

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of alienating our entire fan base, causing a steep drop off in income, and ultimately crying about having to go back to having an actual job. But wait, there’s more!

Disappear for a month and watch as nobody notices or cares. Return to a grand total of 5k views and $50. What was our end goal, you ask? Who knows, but it sure makes for a wild ride on our Minecraft server! Join now for the chaos and confusion you never knew you needed.

CommunistCraft: Where Lysenko’s Crops Always Grow Strong

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magic Items Found:	3229
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take farming to a whole new level! Forget about planting boring old wheat or potatoes, on our server, we specialize in growing giant turnips that can feed entire villages!

Join us on this wacky adventure where you can complete the commie questline and learn all about Lysenko, the master of turnip genetics. Who knew that farming could be so political and hilarious at the same time?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Golden Turnip, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, turnips, and maybe even a few communist conspiracies. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

BayouCraft: Where even Louisiana criminals find a home!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Louisiana court ruling? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting castrated is your boredom!

We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.

Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition

#youtube, blocky, brawls, Character Overviews, Combos, Community, competitive, Edition, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Important Combos, jargon, Moves, notation, Steam, Store, strategy, Tekken, tekken 7, Tekken 8, Tekken General, terminology, Tips, Tricks

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by the tears of defeated creepers, making it the most powerful and explosive server in existence. 2. We have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle Ender Dragons while riding on the backs of giant chickens. Trust me, it’s clucking awesome. 3. Our moderators are actually wizards who can turn griefers into harmless bunnies with just a flick of their wands. 4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. 5. If you join our server, you’ll automatically gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and breathe underwater like a mermaid. Who needs potions when you have magical server powers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most wild and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Blocky Bros Before Hoes Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magic Items Found:	1284
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of pesky women and just enjoy some good old fashioned gaming? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any distractions from the opposite gender.

Join us and experience a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interruptions from those pesky females. Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of keeping women at bay while we conquer the virtual world.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where men rule and women drool. Our server is the ultimate bro paradise where you can let loose and be yourself without any judgment. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true meaning of bro camaraderie. Remember, real men game without women!

Hoobs Live VS Hypixel

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219
Votes:	2771	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Divine Spears Created:	30
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6878	Runes Activated:	6

Hypixel	Hoobs Live
Large player base	Interactive integration with Youtube
Multiple game modes	Hoob Loot rewards
Frequent updates	Unique and innovative gameplay
Well-established and reputable server	Friendly community and chat experience

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Hypixel	Hoobs Live
What types of game modes are available?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including mini-games, survival, and role-playing.	Hoobs Live focuses on interactive integration with Youtube and offers unique gameplay experiences for players.
How big is the player base?	Hypixel has a large and active player base with thousands of players online at any given time.	Hoobs Live has a smaller but close-knit community that values interaction and engagement with players.
Are there regular updates to the server?	Hypixel consistently updates their server with new features, game modes, and events to keep players engaged.	Hoobs Live prioritizes unique and innovative gameplay experiences, with updates that enhance player interaction and engagement.
What sets this server apart from others?	Hypixel is well-established and reputable, offering a wide range of game modes and activities for players to enjoy.	Hoobs Live stands out for its integration with Youtube, Hoob Loot rewards, and a friendly community atmosphere in the chat.

Pixel Peen Paradise

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	118	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Dimension Hops:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pics are so good, you’ll think you’re playing in real life! Our server is exclusively for players aged 18-30 because we believe in keeping things youthful and energetic. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no fatty girls” policy because we only want the most fit and fabulous players building in our world. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of drama. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? Join now and find out!