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The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server

bazaar, Beers, blocky, forgetting, Friends, growth, introspection, Memories, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, past, Piano Covers, Reflection, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Server, Store, teens, whisky

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

🍺 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is whisky and beers! Buy a whisky to show off your sophistication, and grab 4 beers to pretend you have friends (even though they’re just pixels on a screen).

🎹 Join us for some epic piano covers of nostalgic tunes from your teen years, and try to remember what it was like back then when your only worry was which emo song to put on your Myspace profile.

🤪 Forget all your troubles and dive into our virtual world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building the craziest creations you can imagine. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin! 🤣🎮🍻

Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP

12 inch feet, foot fantasy, foot fetish, foot massage, foot play, foot spa, foot treatment, foot worship, Hell, indulgence, Joimes, long toes, luxury, MASSAGE, Minecraft, pampering, pedicure, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Sulemt, what now

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mines Excavated:	4798
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come chill with us and let your worries melt away as you explore our insane world.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?

Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Communication, confession, CraftyFamily, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, family, Father, GENIUS, Guilt, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, Plan, Promise, relationships, Schoolwork, secret, Server, teenager, Trust

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Void Armor Forged:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Magic Items Found:	1716	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7535	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

ArtisNetwork

Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
New Chunks Explored:	815465	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9298

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

artisnetwork.us.to:26017

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

37.10.122.12:25984