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Remedy Rescue: Minecraft Madness!

Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation initiatives, conservation strategies, ecosystem management, ecosystem preservation, Endangered species, Environmental awareness, Environmental Protection, environmental stewardship, habitat conservation, habitat restoration, madness, Minecraft, preservation, Remedy, rescue, save Remedy, species protection, sustainable practices, wildlife conservation, wildlife preservation, wildlife rehabilitation

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1426
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can help save the mystical land of Remedy! Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is threatening to destroy everything in sight.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens as your trusty steed, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

So why wait? Join us now and be a hero in the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Dr. Creeper’s Clinic

Accountability, AUTHORITY, bill of rights, Clinic, CREEPERS, Ethics, Government, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, kentucky, legal rights, Legality, Licenses, Medical Ethics, medical procedures, new world order, patient autonomy, patient rights, regulations, transparency

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	New Chunks Explored:	12447
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and build to your heart’s content!

Join us for a wild ride where procedures without informed consent are a thing of the past and you can charge into battle without a care in the world.

We’re like Kentucky on steroids, paving the way for a new world order where licenses are a thing of the past and authority is a thing of the future.

So come on, join us and be a part of something legendary!

Blocky Knights – LOLZ Edition

AK EN Database, akg, arknights, blocky, caster, CN Content, Defender, Edition, EPOQUE, FUTURE GLOBAL CONTENT, FUTURE JP CONTENT, FUTURE KR CONTENT, guard, Knights, lolz, medic, Raythean Striker, redeem codes, Shining Steps, sniper, SPECIALIST, supporter, Valuable resources, Vitafield, Witch Feast

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Star Shards Collected:	292
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 5* Medic Whisperain, and Witch Feast featuring Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the madness of Guard Hoederer, Medic Vendela, and Specialist Kafka in the Gleams and Smoke I Emerge event. And don’t miss out on the EPOQUE madness with Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone!

Our server is so epic that even SilverAsh and Swire The Elegant Wit have decided to join the fun in the Ambience Synesthesia event! Can you handle the chaos and excitement that awaits you?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

2024 Minecraft Madness

2024.., aryan twinks, aryans”, Average whiteboy, beauty, comparison, controversial, Diversity, emergency, Extinction, fat black women, Future, madness, Minecraft, Preference, prettier than women, Race, Sexuality, society, Stereotypes, Survival, Whiteboys

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4915
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fate of aryans is at stake! Forget about saving the world from creepers or building epic structures, our server is all about saving the aryan race from extinction!

Join us as we embark on a quest to prove that aryan twinks are indeed the most beautiful beings on the planet. We’ll compare them to fat black women and let you decide who you’d rather…um, interact with. It’s a matter of life and death, people!

So if you’re looking for a server with a mission, a server that’s not afraid to tackle the big issues, then look no further. Join us now and help us save the aryans from…well, whatever it is that’s threatening them. It’s an emergency, after all!

Chickens with Attitude

attitude, bandmates, bassist, chickens, Describe, drummer, emotional, Energetic, female musicians, Girls Band Cry, guitarist, harmonies, japanese, Momoka, Music, Music (Industry), passionate, powerful vocals, rock band, stage presence, TALENTED, vocalist

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and Momoka is the ruler of all! Join us if you dare to embark on epic quests, battle fierce creatures, and build the most fabulous creations the world has ever seen.

Why should you join Momoka‘s server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Momoka once tamed a dragon with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of porkchops. And if you join her server, you too could learn the ways of the dragon whisperer!

But that’s not all! On Momoka‘s server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land of infinite diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Momoka‘s Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, they tend to explode when you least expect it!

Crafty Chaos

catchy, Chaos, club, Crafty, Dance, Duo, electronic, Energetic, Fun, high energy, Live Music, Music, Party, Performance, pop, Russian, Synth, upbeat, vocals, Гoგs

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Towns Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky, guarded by a team of flying pigs with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. Flying pigs. With. Laser. Eyes.

2. Our players have the ability to ride on the backs of giant chickens that can shoot fireballs from their beaks. Who wouldn’t want to ride a fire-breathing chicken into battle?

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, oh no. It’s rainbow-colored unicorns that poop out golden nuggets. Imagine the riches you could amass by collecting unicorn poop!

4. Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who break out into a synchronized dance routine every time someone enters. It’s like a rave, but with explosive mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Redeem the Potato: A Minecraft Server

Dharma, do not redeem, funny, gift card, HMM, House, humor, long trail tag, Minecraft, Pack, please, Potato, praise, prank, radscorpions, REDEEM, Redemption, Saar, Send, Server, Tag, threat, Warning, yes

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the adventures are wild!

Join us if you dare, but beware, if you don’t redeem your gift card, we may just have to send a pack of radscorpions to your house! Praise Dharma for your safety!

On our server, you can build INSANE structures, battle fierce mobs, and even ride on the backs of dragons (yes, you heard that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, always praise Dharma to stay safe from radscorpions!

MineCraic – Phase Connect Shenanigans

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Connect, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia Ashelia, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, MineCraic, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Schedule, Phase Connect Official Twitter, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shenanigans, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further than this server! Join now for a chance to build with Lia, the Queen of Redstone, mine with Utatane Nasa, the Sleepy Miner, and craft with Hakushika Iori, the Enchanting Enigma!

But wait, there’s more! Survive with Fujikura Uruka, the Firestarter, explore with Shisui Michiru, the Mystic, and conquer with Tenma Maemi, the Diamond Warrior!

And that’s not all! Join Pipkin Pippa, the Pixel Princess, dig with Kaneko Lumi, the Lava Lover, and fight with Dizzy Dokuro, the Bone Breaker!

But wait, there’s even more! Adventure with Jelly Hoshiumi, the Galactic Gamer, craft with Ember Amane, the Blaze Boss, and build with Remilia Nephys, the Nether Queen!

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! And remember, keep mining and crafting! 🤣🔥🎮

Hades 2: Blocky Boogaloo

blocky, Boogaloo, daedalus hammer, damage buff, double-shot, DPS monster, dual blades, EASY, first zone, flat damage, full, Hades, Hecate, mana meter, Omega attacks, Poseidon, runs, Specials, starting staff, tech demo, useless

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where winning is so easy that you’ll be slaying dragons with your eyes closed! Our starting staff is so OP that even Chuck Norris would be jealous. Join us and become a DPS monster with the power of Poseidon and Hecate at your fingertips. And don’t even get me started on the Daedalus hammer – double-shot madness, baby!

Omega attacks? More like omega useless! But hey, at least you’ll get a damage buff if your mana meter isn’t full. Who needs omega attacks when you’ve got all this power at your disposal?

Come join us on our server and dominate like never before. Just make sure you’re ready to win every single run – because that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!

Crafty Creepers – Where Everyone is Welcome (except for griefers)

anti-black, Blacks, colleges, commencement speech, Crafty, CREEPERS, FIRED, Gay, Griefers, harvard, influential, Israel, jew supremacist, Jews, Muslim speaker, muslims, protesting Israel, racism, racist beginnings, sats, standardized test scores, University, valedictorian

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world and dive into a world of pure fun and adventure! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some WILD stories that will make you want to hit that join button right now!

Did you hear about the highly influential university that canceled a Muslim speaker for absolutely no reason? That’s right, suspected racism at its finest! But fear not, on our server, everyone is welcome no matter what their background is. We embrace diversity like no other!

And get this, a black Harvard Gay was actually fired for not supporting Israel! Can you believe it? On our server, we encourage freedom of speech and expression, no matter how outrageous it may be!

But wait, there’s more! Harvard is now using standardized test scores again, after originally stopping because they were deemed racist. Now that black students are protesting Israel, they bring back the “racist anti-black SATs”. On our server, we believe in fairness and equality for all players, no matter what their test scores may be!

So what are you waiting for? Join our INSANE Minecraft server today and let the adventure begin!