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  • GoddessCraft Minecraft Server

    GoddessCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of moids who think they’re somehow equal to women? Do you miss the good ol’ days when women were worshipped like the goddesses they are? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is bringing back the traditional male-female dynamic in a whole new way!

    Join our server and experience what it’s like to truly worship women like they deserve. Kiss their virtual hands, give up your virtual seat for them, and hold virtual doors open like a true butler. Address them as “M’Lady” and show them the respect they deserve.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can even throw your virtual jacket over virtual puddles so women can cross without getting wet. And don’t forget to hand over 90% of your virtual income to your virtual wife for the household makeup & jewelry budget (and maybe a little for the virtual kids’ food if they’re well behaved).

    So why settle for moids who don’t know their place when you can join our server and worship women like a true gentleman? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the traditional, WOMAN FIRST order once again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP – /gig/ – Genshin SMP

    Minecraft SMP – /gig/ – Genshin SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we create insane stories and outrageous reasons to join our server.

    Have you ever wanted to team up with a group of players who have the creativity of a mad scientist and the humor of a stand-up comedian? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who will keep you laughing until you cry.

    From epic battles with creepers to building ridiculous structures that defy all logic, our server is a non-stop rollercoaster of fun. And don’t even get us started on the crazy events we host, like the “Summertide Scales and Tales” where players have to collect rare items while dodging fire-breathing dragons.

    So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CriaryCraft Minecraft Server

    CriaryCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you release your pent-up emotions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with epic adventures and crazy antics.

    Imagine a world where every fit thrown by your little brother is transformed into a hilarious Minecraft event. From crying over breakfast choices to refusing to bring a jacket to Florida, we’ve got it all covered. Dive into the Criary, where every fit is documented for your amusement.

    But beware, revealing the Criary to your little brother may result in epic battles and even more fits. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Who needs privacy when you have a Minecraft server full of laughs and drama?

    So, are you ready to join the madness? Come on in and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoKiddieWatch2021

    NoKiddieWatch2021

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of babysitting a whole squad of kids while your parents are out living their best lives? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind for a while.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about watching over any kids, siblings, cousins, or random children that show up uninvited. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepy monsters.

    And if you ever feel like you’re about to lose it and lash out at someone, just remember – in Minecraft, you can unleash your rage on virtual zombies and skeletons instead of annoying little kids. Plus, there’s no judgment here if you need to take a break and blow up some TNT for stress relief.

    So leave the babysitting drama behind and join our server for a wild and carefree adventure. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and have some fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelPleaser69

    PixelPleaser69

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to turn you on in ways you never thought possible! Forget about women’s misconceptions, on our server, we have lava pits that will really get your heart racing. And don’t even get us started on our collection of rare diamond blocks – who needs flowers when you can have bling, am I right?

    Join us for epic battles against giant spiders and zombies, where the only thing that will be rising is your excitement level. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the most legendary treasure of all – a block of cheese! Because who needs a fancy dinner date when you can have a cheesy snack while conquering the virtual world?

    So come on over and join our server, where the only thing hotter than our lava pits is the thrill of adventure waiting for you. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP