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BlendedBabysitterBrawl

Babysitting, blended family, BlendedBabysitterBrawl, Communication Issues, family bonding, family conflict, family counseling, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family support group, Family Therapy, family unity, half siblings, parenting, sibling rivalry, Siblings, step siblings, stepkids

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6275	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of babysitting drama? Join our Minecraft server where all the kids get along perfectly! No more ignoring each other or refusing to sit together at meal times. Our virtual world is a blended family paradise where stepkids and bio kids happily build together and share resources. No more family therapy needed, just fun and laughter in our pixelated realm. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

BlockPartyFunLand

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From riding pigs dressed as superheroes to battling giant chickens armed with diamond swords, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary rainbow sheep that farts out fireworks!

So why wait? Join our server now for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, your non-sexual sensations will thank you for it!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

border killings, border security, border violence, BorderBlock, bus passengers, Cartel, cartel violence, convictions, crime, criminal convictions, criminal justice, drug cartel, gunmen, Justice, justice served, killings, mass murder, Mexican cartel, mexico, Minecraft, Server, us border, violence

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server, bro. it’s like the wild west but with creepers and zombies instead of banditos. we got 11 cartel gunmen who are actually really good at building stuff, like they built a whole town out of blocks. they even made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, it’s lit af.

come join us and help us fight off the bus passengers who keep trying to invade our server. they keep trying to steal our diamonds and blow up our houses, but we ain’t havin’ none of that. we’ll show them who’s boss with our epic pvp skills and TNT cannons.

plus, we got tacos. lots and lots of tacos. and margaritas. and donkeys wearing sombreros. it’s a fiesta all day, every day on this server. so what are you waiting for, vamanos! join us now and let’s have a blast together! 🌮🍹🎉

TaiwanCraft: No China Rule, Just Fun!

Asia, China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, freedom, Frontline Island, Fun, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, nationalism, Politics, president, rejects, rule, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan-China Conflict, TaiwanCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	985656
Villages Defended:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taiwan president is rejecting China’s rule for freedom on it? That’s right, our server is so epic that even world leaders are getting in on the action!

We got crazy builds, insane PvP battles, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so secure, not even China can mess with us!

So come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the Taiwan president building a giant statue of himself to show China who’s boss!

MicrobiomeCraft

#newborns, 6 weeks, antibiotic use, cesarean section, COMPOSITION, delivery mode, determinants, early life factors, exposure, gut health, infant gut microbiome, infant health, Jul 2024, maternal health, microbial colonization, microbial diversity, MicrobiomeCraft, microbiota, peripartum antibiotics, vaginal birth

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, the delivery mode is like a big deal for ur baby gut microbiome at 6 weeks old. forget antibiotics, just join our server and ur baby will have the best gut ever. we got crazy stories of babies with super strong guts from playing on our server. join now for the wildest baby gut adventures ever!

FrontierSMP: Where cows fly, zombies dance, and creepers tell jokes. Join us for some chaotic fun!

armor, balance, Bedrock Crossplay Enabled, Biomes, chaotic, Cows, CREEPERS, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Dance, description, Economy, Fly, FrontierSMP, Fun, Join, jokes, Main Features, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, server discord, smp, Structures, Tools, Towny, Version, weapons, Wiki, zombies

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	234

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a focus on community-driven gameplay. With challenging elements and custom terrain, players are encouraged to explore and build while facing tougher mobs and bosses. The server offers a satisfying experience for players to enjoy for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny
Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ

Q: Can I play on this server using Minecraft Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on our server.

Q: Are there custom terrains and structures to explore?

A: Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.

Q: Is Towny a key gameplay feature on FrontierSMP?

A: Yes, Towny is a focal point on the server to enhance the community experience.

Q: Is the server economy balanced?

A: Yes, we have put effort into balancing the economy to provide a fair experience for all players.

Q: Are there custom items available on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.

Q: Is Pay To Win discouraged on this server?

A: Yes, we do not promote Pay To Win features on our server.

Q: Are new features constantly being added and updated on the server?

A: Yes, we are always planning new features and updates to keep the server fresh and exciting for all players.

SlowPoke Minecraft Server

cringe, cry, EMBARRASSING, emotional, learning, Minecraft, MISTAKES, past, personal growth, realization, realization of mistakes, Reflection, regret, regretful, retarded, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-criticism, Server, Slow, slowpoke

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Emeralds Found:	6806	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Are you tired of feeling like a slowpoke in real life? Do you constantly cringe at your past embarrassing moments? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your cringey memories behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players.

On our server, you can build a fortress so magnificent that it will make even the Ender Dragon jealous. You can tame a pack of wolves and ride into battle like a true warrior. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even challenge our resident prankster, the Creeper King, to a game of exploding hide-and-seek.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, whose dance moves are so smooth they’ll make you forget all about your embarrassing past. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave your cringey memories in the dust!

Minecraft SMP: MallRatMadness

90s movies, buddy comedy, comedy, cult classic, film analysis, gen-x, independent film, jay and silent bob, Jersey, kevin smith, mall culture, MallRatMadness, mallrats, mid 90s, Minecraft, noochiesthoughts, Nostalgia, pop culture, slacker culture, smp, snoochie boochie, stoner comedy, View Askew Universe

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! Join us if you want to experience epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and ride on magical flying pigs to explore the vast world of Minecraft like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Snoochie Boochie Noochies, a group of mystical creatures who will grant you three wishes if you can find them hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all your enemies into harmless bunnies, but who knows what other crazy shenanigans you can get up to with the Snoochie Boochie Noochies by your side!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

ToxicTreatsMC

Awareness, Caution, common belief, danger, false sense of security, HARMFUL, health, hidden dangers, ignorance, Misconception, Misinformation, norms, overlooked risks, Perception, potential hazards, public perception, Risk, Safety, society, ToxicTreatsMC, wellness

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that play it safe? Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where everything you thought was safe is actually harmful! That’s right, forget about avoiding lava and creepers, on our server, the real danger comes from harmless looking flowers and cute little bunnies. You never know what will attack you next!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Killer Sheep of Doom. These woolly menaces will stop at nothing to take you down, so watch your back at all times.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to be shocked, surprised, and maybe even a little bit terrified. Just remember, nothing is safe here, not even the grass beneath your feet.

ScarboroughShenanigans Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, diplomatic issue, disputed territory, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, maritime conflict, maritime security, military maneuvers, military tension, Minecraft, naval confrontation, naval incidents, Philippines, Scarborough Shoal, ScarboroughShenanigans, Server, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than philippines and china fighting over some shoal! we got flares firing everywhere, it’s a real danger zone, just like our pvp arena! you never know what’s gonna happen next, just like those crazy countries! join now for a wild ride and maybe even start your own international incident, who knows!