| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9248 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 6387 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
donator29.gamely.pro:20736
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 4292 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 762 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Culture | Safe and toxic-free community |
| Nations | Form or join your own nation |
| Players | Redstoners, PVPers, builders, writers welcome |
| Time Zone | Mainly EST, open to all time zones |
To join, message the admin on Discord at augustus_aidon to fill out an application and be added to the whitelist.
If you are interested in being a villain, you will need to express that in your application so an admin can explain the rules and restrictions to you.
It is not required to join or form a nation, but it is encouraged as it is a central aspect of the server’s lore.
All types of players are welcome, whether you are a redstoner, PVPer, builder, lore writer, or just looking for a minecraft community.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 8535 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Star Shards Collected: | 155 |
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 7260 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3483 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Votes: | 2016 |
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to find the mystical Durian tree that grants wishes. Rumor has it that anyone who finds this tree will be granted three wishes, but be warned – the tree is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for Durian.
So come join us on our wacky adventure-filled server, where Durian reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll accidentally step on a creeper.
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 6080 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 129 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like this 37-year-old player who can’t decide if he’s a quid pro quo kinda guy or just a Minecraft player looking for some fun. Will he continue to support his ex financially, or will he cut ties because she won’t sleep with him anymore? The drama unfolds in real-time, and you can be a part of it!
But that’s not all – our server offers unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers while navigating the complicated dynamics of virtual relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players fighting for your attention.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a close friendship with your ex when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the drama begin!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3645 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 9628 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Join us and leave behind the haters like O, who probably spends his days griefing other players instead of working. Our server is a safe space where you can finally put yourself first and not worry about being put down for being yourself.
And hey, if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on and relax with some virtual block-building therapy. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 1789 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 81 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!
Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.
So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 4536 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Ores Mined: | 4849 |
On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 5835 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.
plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1862 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?
join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!
