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BraindamageBrokeBoi Minecraft SMP

avoiding waging, basics, brain damage, BraindamageBrokeBoi, budgeting, financial freedom, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, frugal living, investing, making money, Minecraft, money management, passive income, Poorfagging, Roots, SAVING, side hustle, smp, Trading, wealth building

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where making money is as easy as stealing diamonds from a baby zombie! Join our server and you’ll learn the art of trading like a pro, all while avoiding those pesky wage disputes that plague other servers.

But beware, the roots of our economy run deep, with mysterious villagers and shady deals lurking around every corner. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous terrain and outsmart your fellow players if you want to come out on top.

Forget about the basics, on our server, anything goes! Want to trade a stack of dirt for a shiny new sword? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing business? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our crazy Minecraft SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your journey to riches, glory, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Just remember, trust no one and always keep an eye out for that sneaky creeper trying to blow up your hard-earned loot.

MinecraftMayhem

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Buildings Constructed:	50	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Have you ever been chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to mine diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for the thrill of narrowly escaping death while building your dream castle in a world where danger lurks around every corner.

Our server is so intense, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos that awaits them. From epic PvP battles to treacherous parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will get your heart racing and your palms sweating, look no further. Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s not for the faint of heart – only the bravest players will come out alive (and with all their loot intact)!

HousewivesCraft: Sunday Showdown

advertising, Audience, branding, Bravo, Competition, Entertainment, Housewives, HousewivesCraft, lucrative, Marketing, NFL, Popular, Promotion, Ratings, reality tv, saturday, showdown, strategy, success, Sunday, television, viewership

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	6409	Buildings Constructed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

LOLZ come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own HOUSEWIVES MANSION and be da QUEEN BEE of da block! we got diamond tiaras and Gucci armor for all our players cuz we FANCY like dat.

we got drama more intense than a Real Housewives reunion, with players backstabbing each other and forming alliances faster than you can say “I’m the queen of this server, b*tch!”

join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while throwing shade at your enemies. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the gossip and glamour this server has to offer. so grab your bling bling and come slay with us, hunty!

CraftyCrowzCrafts

animal adaptation, Animal Behavior, animal cognition, Animal intelligence, animal learning, animal tool use, avian behavior, avian intelligence, bird behavior, bird cognition, bird intelligence, cognitive abilities, Corvus cornix, CraftyCrowzCrafts, crow species, Hooded crows, manufacture objects, mental template, problem solving, tool use

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Runes Activated:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	478
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Yo, fam, dis server be like a magical land where hooded crows be out here makin’ all sorts of crazy stuff based on some mental blueprint they got goin’ on. It’s like they got some secret recipe for crafting that’s outta this world!

Join dis server if you wanna witness the epicness of hooded crows flexin’ their creative muscles like never before. You ain’t never seen nothin’ like it, trust me. These birds be on a whole ‘nother level of Minecraft mastery.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join dis server, you might just unlock the hidden power of the hooded crow within yourself. Imagine bein’ able to craft like a bird, fly like a bird, and squawk like a bird. It’s like a dream come true, my dudes.

So come on down to dis server and let the hooded crows show you the way to Minecraft greatness. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!

Faffshire: Where even the sheep have more mods than your computer can handle!

Adventure, aircraft, Apply now, Biomes, blocks, Computer, Create Mod Automation, creativity, Creatures, dimension overhauls, expanded mobs, Faffshire, handle, megafactories, Mods, Possibilities, revamped End, Sheep, Shenanigans, smp, Spawn area, Survival, THRIVING, train networks, Transportation, Twilight Forest, world generation

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	233	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Faffshire Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Enhanced World Generation	Discover new, fun, and challenging structures in the world
Diverse Transportation	Travel in style and ease between builds and community hotspots
Centralized Spawn Area	Build shops and community spaces in the spawn town
Dimension Overhauls	Explore reimagined End and Twilight Forest
Create Mod Automation	Take creativity to new heights with the Create mod
Expanded Mobs & Blocks	Wide variety of new mobs and blocks to play and decorate with

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Is griefing allowed on the Faffshire server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the Faffshire server. We have strict rules against griefing and cheating to maintain a positive and enjoyable community for all players.

How can I apply to join the Faffshire server?

You can apply to join the Faffshire server by joining our Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/t9htdafTfq

MineDivine Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mines Excavated:	1600

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so crazy, even God loves it! He’s always smiling and proud of all the naughty and dirty things happening here. – We have animals that do some… interesting things to each other. It’s like a nature documentary gone wrong! – Ever wanted to hear the anguished moans of rich boys in mansions? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular occurrence here. – And let’s not forget about the caves filled with wild bears spilling blood. It’s like a horror movie come to life!

So come on, join us for some insane adventures and unforgettable moments. Just remember, “tho shalt not kill” unless it’s in Minecraft, of course!

Minecraft SMP: Anon, please, we have simply invited you to this block party

Anon, BLOCK, Communication, Conversation, Desires, dialogue, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, Hear, ideas, INPUT, invited, Minecraft, Mr. Anon, Opinions, Participation, Party, Perspectives, please, sharing, Simply, smp, Thoughts, Thread

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ores Mined:	9633	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magic Items Found:	3261	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary enchanted toilet seat of power! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who communicate through interpretive dance. Yes, you heard that right. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of llama magic. See you there!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Belly, bride, CHANGE, Conflict, controversy, decision, disagreement, Displeased, family, fashion, groom, husband, Marriage, maternity, Minecraft, mother-in-law, names, opinion, Pregnant, Server, wedding dress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Enchantments Applied:	126	Dimension Hops:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Towns Built:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental in-laws and a husband who can’t handle a little belly action? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can show off your pregnant belly in whatever dress you please without fear of being called names. Our community is all about embracing individuality and freedom of expression, so come on in and let your bump shine! Plus, rumor has it that our pixelated midwives are top-notch and can help deliver your blocky bundle of joy in no time. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not in the world of Minecraft!

NoParty4DaughterBirthday

advice, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, church friends, Communication, DAUGHTER, exhaustion, family, Frustration, Guilt, husband, MIL, mother-in-law, NoParty4DaughterBirthday, parenting, party planning, relationships, Respect, Support

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of unwanted guests crashing your Minecraft parties and trashing your virtual house? Look no further, join our server where we guarantee no MILs or church friends will ever show up uninvited!

Our server is a safe space where you can celebrate your virtual baby’s birthday without worrying about strangers feeding them virtual food against your wishes. Say goodbye to oversized or undersized virtual clothes being forced upon your Minecraft kids!

Join us and experience a world where boundaries are respected, where your virtual carpets stay clean, and where you can actually enjoy your virtual celebrations without the drama. Plus, our server is MIL-approved, so you can rest assured that your virtual family gatherings will be drama-free!

Don’t cry over spilled virtual wine, come join us and let’s build a virtual world where you can finally have some peace and quiet. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? See you there!

CraftyBlockFest – Where players unite to mine, build, and party!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring holidays? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to bring you the most epic holiday of all time – National Creeper Day!

On this special day, everyone will gather in the virtual world of Minecraft to celebrate our explosive friends, the creepers. We will have creeper-themed parties, build giant creeper statues, and even have a fireworks display that will make you say “BOOM!”

But that’s not all! To truly embrace the spirit of National Creeper Day, all players must wear creeper costumes and speak only in creeper language (ssssssssssss). And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life creeper roaming around the server (just be sure to run away before it explodes)!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready to celebrate National Creeper Day like never before! Trust us, it’s going to be a blast!