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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 5375 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.
And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.
Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.