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DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP

advice, DocSaidNoDiamonds_MinecraftSMP, Doctor, doctor’s orders, Experience, guidance, health, health tips, Healthcare, Impactful, important, Impression, Lasting, Lesson, Medical, memorable, Never forget, physician, reminder, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Votes:	8568
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ores Mined:	7838
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit AF, you gotta join cuz the admins are like, actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. And like, one time a doctor joined and was like “You gotta join this server, it cured my fear of creepers” and we were all like whaaat. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties with Endermen, it’s wild. So like, join now before the llamas take over and make us all wear hats made of TNT. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and friendship and stuff.

CraftyCommunistLand

authoritarianism, average person, Belarus, comparison, CraftyCommunistLand, culture, Democracy, Economy, freedom, global affairs, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, international relations, Life, Politics, quality of life, russia, society, US

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Tired of living in a boring old democracy? Come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of living in a government that resembles Russia, Hungary, or Belarus!

On our server, you can enjoy the luxurious lifestyle of the average person in those countries – like waiting in long lines for basic necessities, being constantly monitored by the government, and never knowing if your next meal will be your last.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom! Our server has plenty of exciting activities to keep you entertained, like scavenging for food in the wilderness, avoiding secret police patrols, and participating in thrilling political protests.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaotic and unpredictable world of authoritarianism in Minecraft form! Who needs democracy when you can have adventure and danger at every turn?

Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., economic pressure, envoy, escalation, foreign policy, global affairs, government response, international relations, Minecraft, Party, political tensions, putin, Putin’s regime, Putins, russia, sanctions, sanctions policy, Server, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, US

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5130
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
New Chunks Explored:	607715	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Towns Built:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

so, liek u kno how Putin is liek, not a cool dude? well dis server is liek, totally ramping up sanctions on him, cuz we got Trump’s Ukraine-Russia envoy on our side, yo. join dis server if u wanna stick it to da man and show Putin who’s boss in a virtual world. we got crazy events where u can battle it out with Putin himself, and maybe even steal his diamonds. come join us and be a part of da resistance, cuz we ain’t playin’ around here. #DownWithPutin #MinecraftRevolution

KimJongCraft: Redstone Warfare

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Front Line, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, News, North Korea-Russia relations, north korean, Redstone, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, WARFARE, world events, Zelensky

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

lol imagine if north korean soldiers were like, “hey russia, we’re baaack!” and zelensky was just like, “oh snap, not again!” well, that’s basically what happens on our minecraft server. join us for some epic battles and crazy alliances. who knows, maybe kim jong-un will even show up for a surprise visit. come for the chaos, stay for the memes. let’s make minecraft great again, one pixelated block at a time.

Vanilla survival 20+ server minecraft

20, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	48	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

The description of the server server “Vanilla Survival 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Turnabout SMP

Active, Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Community, Discord, Events, Friendly, Griefing Plugins, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, Player Base, player heads, quality of life addons, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, shopping, smp, THRIVING, Turnabout, Uptime, voice chat

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4035	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We are about to start capture the flag, as well as working on the museum!
Inclusivity	Turnabout welcomes everyone, and is a safe place to escape for a bit and play with some friends.
Quality of Life Addons	One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and More!
Shopping and Minigames District	A Thriving district for shopping and playing minigames
Mayoral Elections	Players can make choices on how they want the district to run.
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	Security measures to protect your items and builds.
Server Uptime	24/7 online availability

FAQs

How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/rG9EjtKwNc to get started.

What is the age requirement for the server?

Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server.

Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, please review the server rules on our Discord server.

Can I invite my friends to join?

Absolutely! We encourage you to bring your friends to join the community.

Eternal Quests 1.21.3

1.21.3, acceptance, acceptance of loss, Candidate, Defeat, destiny, election, ETERNAL, Failure, fear, Fine, History, humor, irony, left, Loser, mocked forever, planetary joke, Political, Quests, succeeding, success, Terrified

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crops Grown:	5859
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s the bomb dot com. We got creepers that explode confetti, like what even is that madness? And the zombies? Don’t even get me started, they breakdance instead of attacking you. It’s like Thriller up in here, man.

But wait, there’s more! Our skeletons shoot rainbows instead of arrows, because why the heck not? And the Ender Dragon? Oh man, that dude wears a top hat and monocle, he’s the fanciest dragon you’ll ever meet.

So come on, join us on this server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your butt off. It’s a total clown fiesta, but in the best way possible. Don’t be a square, join the fun!

CraftyCulinaryPartyPalooza

AITAH, Cater, Contribute, CraftyCulinaryPartyPalooza, culinary school, engagement party, expensive, family, family gatherings, free culinary services, invest, Job, opportunity, Party, personal chef, professional chefs, recipes, refusing, selfish, Skills, trained chef

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your family for your amazing culinary skills? Join our Minecraft server where you can cook up a storm without any entitled relatives demanding free catering services!

We understand the struggles of being a talented chef in a world full of freeloaders. That’s why our server is a safe haven for all aspiring chefs who just want to cook in peace without being guilt-tripped into catering massive family events for free.

Imagine a world where your cooking skills are appreciated and respected, where you can whip up delicious virtual dishes without anyone expecting you to cater their engagement party for 50+ people. On our server, the only thing you’ll be catering to is your own creativity and passion for cooking.

So say goodbye to entitled relatives and hello to a community of fellow chefs who understand the value of your hard-earned skills. Join our Minecraft server now and start cooking up a storm without any family drama getting in your way!

SweCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Baltic region, Defense, deployment, eastern europe, european union, foreign relations, global security, International cooperation, joint operation, LATVIA, Military, military exercise, Minecraft, Mission, nato, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, SweCraft, Swedish troops, transatlantic partnership

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Void Armor Forged:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

join dis minecraft server and be like swedish troops joinin forces in latvia but in minecraft world. u will be part of epic mission in nato to conquer all da creepers and zombies. u will be armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor to take down all da enemies. come join da fun and be part of da epic battle for survival. plus, u get to build epic castles and houses to show off to all da other players. so come on, join now and be part of da action-packed adventure!

KurskCraft: Ukraine Edition

ADVANCE, aggression, battle, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, escalation, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, offensive, Politics, russia, SKIRMISH, Territory, Troops, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Emeralds Found:	2318
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is advancing 5km inside russia but dont worry, the battles are raging in our new kursk offensive minigame!

why join? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is trying to join to see what all the fuss is about. we have epic pvp battles, crazy custom mobs that will make you pee your pants, and a community of players who are more loyal than a dog to its owner.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman abilities like being able to mine diamonds with your mind and ride dragons into battle. plus, our staff team is so dedicated that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to make sure the server was running smoothly.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become part of the epic ukraine-russia conflict that is taking minecraft by storm!