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Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

ackchually, blocks, consciousness preservation, cryochamber, cryonics, death, death acceptance, digital afterlife, digital ownership, existentialism, Freezing, future technology, IMMORTALITY, life extension, life ownership, Minecraft, mortality, philosophical musings, preservation, Server, steam games, Steamy, transhumanism, Uhhh

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ores Mined:	8717	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

>Crafty Kong SMP

ANZ, Balaji, bank of international settlements, BCG, Ernst and Young, Euroclear, fidelity, Franklin Templeton, gtCrafty, Hong Kong govt, HSBC, Kong, Malaysian SEC, MasterCard, Moody’s, smp, Sony, Swift, two more weeks, Visa

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

HeartbreakCraft

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, coping strategies, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, moving on, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!

HolyCraftBoom

Bombing, CASUALTIES, catholic church, Conflict, Crisis, Dead, Destroys, Destruction, HolyCraftBoom, International, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Missile, News, Peace efforts, Religious, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Votes:	639	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT ISRAELI MISSILES AND CATHOLIC CHURCHES IN LEBANON. 8 DEAD BUT WHO CARES, WE GOT MINECRAFT TO PLAY. COME BUILD A CHURCH BEFORE IT GETS BLOWN UP AGAIN. NO RELIGIOUS WAR, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE LEBANON GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME.

SteroidMC

Economy, Experience, Factions, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Server, SteroidMC, Unique Features

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3399	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

SteroidMC is a minecraft server focused on providing quality Factions experience with unique features.

steroidmc.net

InoVix | Grifesko-Anarchy server 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

1.16.5, Anarchy, base building, Biomes, Bosses, Dmitry Voronin, Duels, Events, Exploration, Giveaways, Grifesko, InoVix, meteorites, Minecraft, mobs, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Server, server owner, Unique

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Buildings Constructed:	31
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Dear Minecraft users!⛏

We want to invite you to our InoVixMC server!

? The server has Duels, Events, Giveaways and much more!

While playing and exploring the world, can you come across unique biomes? and mobs?, in some biomes you can find useful things and even bosses? Fight mobs and players who want to kill you and loot things and your base?! Also, along the way, meteorites will fall from the sky, containing many interesting resources? Build houses and bases, protect yourself from player raids.

Explore our server and learn a lot of interesting and unique things!

✅IP: inovix.ru-mc.ru

✅Version: 1.16.5

✅VK group: https://vk.com/inovixmc

✅TG channel: t.me/inovixmc

✅Autodonate: inovix.easydonate.ru

✅Website: Under construction

❤️? Sincerely, Server owner Dmitry Voronin (by Pro_1_1_5)?❤️

inovix.ru-mc.ru:25578

Block Party Minecraft Server

Alaric, BARBARIANS, BLOCK, Burning, Chaos, Desperation, Emperor Honorius, Empire, glory of rome, GOLD, History, Looting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Party, Ravenna, Rome, sacking, Server, Siege, slaves, starvation, Visigoth king, Visigoths

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Towns Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos and destruction of Rome being sacked by Visigothniggers! Build your own empire, negotiate with barbarians, and maybe even offer them gold and slaves to spare your city! Will you be a cowardly Emperor hiding in Ravenna or a brave warrior fighting to save Rome? The glory of Rome may be dead, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now for a historical adventure like no other!

Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP

anger, Backlash, Cancel, controversy, Defeat, Frustration, helplessness, impotent, INABILITY, Incompetence, Japan, johnny’s, koreans, Minecraft, powerlessness, protest, resistance, smp, social media, STOP, Struggle, twitter, WORSE

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where Koreans are completely impotent to stop you? Look no further than our server! Join now and become the ultimate ruler of the land, where even Johnny Sins himself can’t compete with your epic building skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to dominate the server and leave a trail of destruction in your wake. Join us now and show everyone who’s boss! #CancelJohnnysins #MinecraftMadness

LivingRoomShutdownCraft

aunt, cleaning, cleanliness, coasters, coffee table, DAUGHTER, family visit, guests, house rules, living room rules, LivingRoomShutdownCraft, Mice, Mother, Pests, Respect, ROACHES, rug stain, rules, SAHM, SNACKS, uncle

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchantments Applied:	288	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Crops Grown:	6642	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Are you tired of dealing with unruly houseguests who don’t respect your rules? Join our Minecraft server where we have strict guidelines for all players to follow! No griefing, no stealing, and definitely no red sauce stains on our virtual rugs!

Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who doesn’t abide by your rules with just a click of a button. No more arguing with your mom about coaster usage or cleaning up after your aunt’s kids who leave snacks everywhere. On our server, you are the ruler of your domain and you make the rules!

And don’t worry about pests like mice or roaches invading your virtual home – our server is pest-free and ready for you to build your dream world without any unwanted guests. So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our epic Minecraft server!

RegretfulGamerMC SMP

biggest regret, change the past, go back, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, learn from mistakes, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, RegretfulGamerMC, remorse, second chances, self improvement, serious, smp, wish, Wishful thinking

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Potions Brewed:	197	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of living with regrets in your boring, mundane life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and travel back in time to fix all your biggest regrets! Did you accidentally kill your favorite pet chicken? No problem, just hop in our time machine and save the day! Did you miss out on the opportunity to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Fear not, because in our SMP, anything is possible! So come join us and turn those regrets into hilarious stories you can laugh about for years to come!