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PainCraft SMP: Ouchiest Moments

Affliction, Agony, anguish, Chronic pain, Despair, devastation, emotional pain, excruciating pain, Grief, Hardship, HEARTBREAK, injury, Loss, mental anguish, MOMENTS, Ouchiest, PainCraft, physical pain, smp, sorrow, Suffering, Torment, Trauma, worst pain

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	6540	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only pain you feel is falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is guaranteed to bring you the most outrageous and hilarious pain you’ve ever experienced!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible players, having your house randomly explode (thanks to our resident TNT enthusiast), or being chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Pain Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like “who can survive the longest without eating a single carrot” or “who can build the ugliest statue of a potato”.

So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry and experience pain like never before, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of bandages, you’re gonna need them.

HackCraft: LifeHax101

clever hack, creative idea, efficiency hack, everyday hack, HackCraft, handy trick, innovative hack, life hack, LifeHax101, little known hack, productivity hack, quick fix, secret hack, simple life hack, smart solution, time saver, uncommon hack, uncommon tip, uncommon trick, unique hack, unknown life hack, useful tip

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	8867	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us and discover the ultimate life hack that no one knows about – on our server, you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes! Yes, you heard that right, rainbow lasers!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers have some killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and experience the wildest, craziest, and most epic gameplay you’ve ever seen? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

RedstoneRigged Minecraft Server

2024.., accusations, cybersecurity, Democracy, Disinformation, election interference, foreign relations, Government, HACKING, Interference, international relations, investigation, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, RedstoneRigged, russia, SECURITY, Server, united states, US

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Farms Harvested:	852
Void Armor Forged:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN US ACCUSING RUSSIA OF ELECTION INTERFERENCE IN 2024. OUR PLAYERS BE MORE SHADY THAN POLITICIANS, BUT AT LEAST THEY BUILD BETTER HOUSES. COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE POLITICAL INTRIGUE AND CREEPER ATTACKS. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, JUST LIKE THE ONES IN THE WHITE HOUSE. JOIN NOW BEFORE PUTIN BANS US FROM THE INTERNET.

FrenchRapeRecruiters

Abuse, BETRAYAL, court case, crime, criminal behavior, criminal charges, drugged, France, FrenchRapeRecruiters, husband, Justice, Legal System, Manipulation, Misogyny, prosecutors, rape, sexual assault, traumatic experience, victim blaming, violence, Wife

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

join our minecraft server and escape the craziness of the real world where husbands drug their wives and recruit 70 men to do unspeakable things. on our server, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is surviving the zombie apocalypse and building the most epic castle ever. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – join us and help stop them before it’s too late! so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

What is the IP for YoBoy PIZZA Minecraft Server?

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	8340
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

YoBoy PIZZA is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for his entertaining gaming content and comedic commentary. With a dedicated fan base and millions of views on his videos, YoBoy PIZZA has established himself as a prominent figure in the online gaming community. His witty humor and engaging personality have helped him become a well-loved online personality, making him a favorite among viewers of all ages.

WardenRival

Earth, Earthsmp, LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, server-network, WardenRival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Looking for a new LifestealSMP and EarthSMP join WardenRival its a new and up and coming server network.

play.wardenrival.org:19132

Tax Evasion Minecraft Server

big companies, business lunch, companies, deductions, Empires, Europe, Evasion, Fairness, Government, Industrial Revolution, Minecraft, modern countries, politicians, power, Server, Tax, tax declaration, TAXES, taxes explained, taxes for idiots, VAT, Voting, workers

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2537
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of being taxed to oblivion by your government? Do you feel like you’re getting screwed over while big companies get away with murder? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for on our server, taxes are a thing of the past! That’s right, no more pesky deductions from your hard-earned diamonds and emeralds.

Join our server and experience true freedom from the tyranny of taxes. Build your empire without worrying about the taxman knocking on your door. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure trove of tax-free loot!

So come on, join us on this wild ride where the only thing you’ll be taxed on is your ability to build epic structures and survive in a world full of surprises. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP – /BlockBuddies/ – Pixel Party

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, BlockBuddies, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, Party, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, PIXEL, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, smp, Tenma Maemi, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6849
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5041
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with quirky characters like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, and Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic adventures of Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ as she battles dragons and builds the most epic castles you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get me started on the shenanigans of Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる – this girl is a total prankster!

Join us for non-stop laughs and crazy moments with characters like Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, and even Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー – the skeleton with a heart of gold (literally)!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス – she’s got a pet creeper that does tricks! Plus, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ is known for her epic builds that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SisBrokeNoRentCoverAITA

broken furnace, essential home repairs, Family Support, financial priorities, Heartless, immediate needs, job loss, job placement services, local charities, necessary repairs, parents’ opinions, recharge, Safety, selfish, sibling support, SisBrokeNoRentCoverAITA, sister’s rent, Tough Decisions, tough job market, unemployment benefits

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your sister’s rent problems? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize fun over family drama!

Join us and escape the real world where siblings ask for money instead of diamonds. Our server is the perfect place to recharge and forget about tough job markets – unless you’re mining for diamonds, of course!

Don’t worry about being called selfish or heartless here, because on our server, the only thing you need to prioritize is building the coolest virtual home possible. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to explore?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fixing is broken blocks, not broken furnaces.

Excited4MinecraftSMP

anticipation, anticipation of good things, anticipation of happiness, anticipation of success, aspirations, bright future, dreams, eager anticipation, Enthusiasm, Excited4MinecraftSMP, EXCITEMENT, future plans, goals, hopeful future, hopes, looking ahead, optimistic mindset, positive expectations, positive outlook, Upcoming Events

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Crops Grown:	5503
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Animals Bred:	30
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We’ve got a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples. And rumor has it, there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server – will you join their cause or stop them in their tracks?

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Will you challenge his reign or join forces with him to conquer the other players?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!