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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 2509 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This place is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out here.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER CHICKENS! And don’t even get me started on the disco parties we have in the Nether. It’s like Studio 54, but with more lava.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left a diamond pickaxe down there for the chosen one to find. Will it be you?
So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who needs a COVID-19 vaccine when you have a place this crazy to escape to? Let’s get crafting, baby!
