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The Commonwealth SMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Farms Harvested:	841	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
New Chunks Explored:	612752	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Hello! My minecraft group is looking for additional members to join us in a lore-based, streamed SMP. The server has not started yet, as we are still looking for people to join us, so there’s a brand-new world waiting for you when we open.

A bit about the server: It will start off like a normal SMP, surviving and crafting, but on the second stream everyone will get together and decide to form a nation together. Everyone is recognized as having unique talents, that when put together, can do great things. Other than that, the lore isn’t going to be super scripted. Of course there will be event planning, but your reactions are your own.

How to join: I’ll leave a link to the discord server below. After you join, we’ll find a time to do an interview with you, to make sure we’re the right fit for you! Once you’re accepted, you’ll be given a member’s role and will be free to plan your character!

Prospective members should be streamers, or at least planning to stream once the SMP starts! We accept creators of all sizes and platforms.

https://discord.gg/8dEcmJ6V

Dad Energy MC Server

dad, ENERGY, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Void Gems Collected:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

New SMP Server – launched Sat 24th Feb!!!

Come and join an exciting new community of more mature minecraft enthusiasts. Aimed at those who self-identify with the ‘Dad Energy’ label.

It’s not just for dads and it’s not strictly age-limited, nor is it gender-specific. It’s for those seeking a friendly, mature, drama-free environment to play our favourite game with like-minded people.

We’ve already got an extremely healthy and active community with loads of plans for spawn town, community farms, minigames, competitions etc. but are still seeking to recruit new members.

Drop into the discord and say hi!

https://discord.gg/ERHpPuu2Qh

Gapple Ultra-Hardcore

Gapple, smp, ultrahardcore

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Potions Brewed:	113
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2440	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 241 weeks in a row. Yippee Ki Yay, Miner Crafters. If you die… you can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition. Sundays at 12CT there is also a special Team Competition, going now for 209 weeks in a row. Current prize selections could include a revive on the persistent ultra-hardcore world, or an in-game advancement shout-out. Details in the discord channel. Minecraft multi-player server: gapple.mchost.pro Direct IP if you prefer 108.181.149.16:26998 Goal: Stay alive and earn the most points doing it. Score: +1 per minute you stay alive, +1 per experience point you earn. Examples: killing a skeleton earns 3 points, and killing the dragon earns 12,000 points. You will start in the Spawn Ship until you are ready to enter the world. Hold a bone block to see the server’s current top scoring players. Server Rules: Do we even need to mention play fair and friendly? That should be a given on every server. Do not use client-side mods that give unfair advantages. No hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients on our servers. Apocalypse DataPack: Players killed by a zombie will become a zombie. 10% of skeletons get an enhancement. Bats bite, and can morph into an illusionist. Spiders can spin webs. Ox-Heads defend the pastures. The Litch kills everything he touches, so repel him and stay away. Herobrine is a veteran miner, and not to be trifled with. Medusa guards the Nether. One look at her and you turn to stone. Your Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7

A great summary typed up by Tfin: This is UHC, but not the UHC you know! Read on to find out what’s up here! I’ll start with quotes from the MineCraft Wiki: Ultra Hardcore… the main difference being players cannot naturally regenerate health. Like regular Hardcore, players cannot respawn if they die. These are the important points. This is where we’re coming from. This isn’t one of those 30 minute speed UHCs, or even the collapsing border UHCs of later versions. GatKong created this MineCraft datapack in the spirit of that original UHC season, but made it more difficult with a few additions. On this server, this is how you’ll be playing: There are no teams. Free-For-All is the order of business here. PvP is enabled, but you’ll need to find other players if that’s how you want to win. There’s a whole world out there. No borders, shrinking or otherwise. Go see it! … There are a lot of customizations, So check out the tips and rules. Oh, and have fun!

InfinityX

InfinityX, smp

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9631
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

This is a 24/7 Casual SMP for Friends who like to chill over a long weekend.

It is vanilla, except, if you like mods, it has a plugin called Slimefun 4 Installed.

Also, other plugins like McMMO, GreifPrevention are also installed.

Whitelist is on! Please join our Discord for the IP. (Java And Bedrock both Welcome) https://discord.gg/Taa7rZuTMf

The Server is hosted in Asia, so, if there are connectivity issues, please check the distance 😅

The server is really small at this point, so, please consider checking it once.

I really hope that you like this SMP!

MinedHype

MinedHype, smp

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com

Website: https://minedhype.com

Location: Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST) Server hosted by PUBCS.com

Java Version: 1.20.4

Bedrock Version: 1.20.40 – 1.20.61

New Build Gallery with 1708 pictures of our SMP: https://minedhype.com/builds

Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 4 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 15,500+ unique players ever joinedmostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565)) Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

TheCrib

semi anarchy, TheCrib

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: dsc.gg/thecrib

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

The oasis SMP

Oasis, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8825
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Have you wanted a TRUE vanilla server?

One with no claims or silly plugins?

Well this is the server for you it has everything that Minecraft can offer plus interaction with other player. I as the owner of the server will be as active as I can!

The only rule is not cheating, hacking, X-Ray or anything of that sort.

Ip: jamysmp.dedimc.io

Discord: https://discord.gg/2dBJAH24Na

NeuroCraft SMP

NeuroCraft, smp

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2630	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

NeuroCraft is looking for fun players to start a new adventure in Minecraft. NeuroCraft is a 2 week old survival server aiming to create a community for neuro-diverse players by creating a community of people with ranges of neuro-diversity that all share one common interest, Minecraft! Whether you like building, exploring, creating redstone machines or just hanging out, this server has something for everyone!

We are planning to fight the enderdragon next saturday and are looking for more players to join our quest. We will be operating in a similar fashion to Hermicraft with minimal modding, seasons, a diamond-based economy, events, and community projects. For more info, questions, or application to the server, please join our Discord. https://discord.gg/rme4HWyj

Broomstix

Broomstix, smp

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Default ports

Discord server (w/ voice channels): https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8

Online In-game map: https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

– Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version.

– Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required).

– Hard difficulty.

– Custom enchantments.

– Put a lead on mobs to teleport them.

– Free fly in the overworld every Sunday.

– ProtectionStones for land claiming.

– Bartering economy system.

– No grief.

– Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.

– Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether.

– In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)

– Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game.

– Responsive staff.

– Voting ranks and rewards.

– Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps.

Primitive SMP Reborn

Primitive, reborn, smp

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	190	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crops Grown:	5378	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Primitive SMP is a Vanilla SMP where our goal is to enjoy the game! 🙂 We want players to take it slow and enjoy playing, exploring, and connecting with others!

Discord: https://discord.gg/dgeQyvw5Sz

—Features—

Our server is based off of teams/factions. Players can create their own team or join an existing one!

The world border is 5K, we want to encourage players to start communities!

Our server does not use homes or tpa! The only warp is /warp spawn!

Elytras are not allowed because we want to encourage players to find other ways of transportation!

War Weekends: every weekend the server will be on hard mode, and all players will be visible on the dynmap!

—Info— -Java 1.20 -No crossplay -Normal difficulty Please join our discord and put your minecraft username in #whitelist to be added to the server. Discord: https://discord.gg/dgeQyvw5Sz