СЛОМАННОЙ Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PantsPoopCraft: Where even busy days can’t stop the fun!

accident, awkward, Boss, busy, busy day, busy schedule, Cleanup, consequences, Days, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Fun, Humiliation, Messy, PantsPoopCraft, STOP, stress, Time management, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, unexpected situations, Urgent, work, work mishap, Workplace

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ores Mined:	8277
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of dealing with crappy bosses and even crappier situations? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the daily grind and let loose in a world where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks, not hours!

Join us and leave your pants-shitting boss in the dust as you embark on epic adventures, build jaw-dropping creations, and make new friends who won’t judge you for your unfortunate workplace accidents. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to let it all out (figuratively, of course) and have a blast without any pants-related consequences. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your boss in the dust – literally!

NijiCraft: Where Nijisanji EN Takes Over Minecraft!

Discord, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Minecraft, Miscellaneous, NijiCraft, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Schedule, STREAMS, TAKES, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, xsoleil

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Crops Grown:	3869	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy streaming! Join us for a chance to build alongside Petra Gurin, who once built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks just because she felt like it. Or team up with Ethyria, where Millie Parfait will lead you on quests to find the rarest loot in the land.

But that’s not all – on our server, you might just run into Luxiem, where Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino are known for their epic pranks that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. And don’t forget about ILUNA, where Maria Mari0nette and Aster Arcadia host the most epic costume parties in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to watch out for the occasional creeper that might sneak up on you – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Pixelated Nonsense: The Server Where Anything Goes (Except Canon)

Alternate Universe, canon, creative writing, Fan art, fan community, fan culture, fan fiction, Fan Made, fan projects, fan works, fictional, game development, Gaming, non-canon games, non-official, nonsense, Original Characters, pixelated, post, role playing, Server, storytelling, Unofficial, video games

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our non-canon games! Ever wanted to play Minecraft but with flying pigs instead of chickens? Or how about a game mode where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding on the back of a giant chicken? We’ve got it all!

Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos. Our non-canon games will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never want to go back to regular Minecraft again.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey unlike any other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Blocky Woke Broke – A Minecraft Server where Social Justice meets Creepers! 💥🤣

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a polar bear in a snow globe!

Join our server and say goodbye to the same old, same old. We’ve got more excitement than a llama on a trampoline and more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of TNT.

Forget about “go woke, go broke” because on our server, we’re so woke that we broke the mold of boring gameplay. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness!

BannerSim, Barbara, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, Discovery Collaboration, Explore Nature, feline fortress furrdyssey, Freedom-Sworn, genshin, genshin impact, GigCraft, guides, Impact, kazuha, madness, Maps, meets, Minecraft, Neuvillette, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mines Excavated:	3576
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where Version 4.6 “Two Worlds Aflame, the Crimson Night Fades” is in full swing! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll fall off your blocky throne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is currently hosting the Discovery Collaboration Web Event “Discover Traces, Explore Nature” where you can uncover hidden treasures and secrets that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about our Event “Feline Fortress Furrdyssey” where you can battle it out with a horde of cat warriors for ultimate glory.

With characters like Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara at your disposal, you’ll never run out of ways to wreak havoc on your enemies. Plus, our current weapon banner features the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn, perfect for unleashing chaos like never before.

And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll feel like you’re cheating the system. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPanicCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries!

4chan posts, Archive, Childhood, CREEPERS, DADDY, de-anonymized, de-anonymized archive, digital footprint, Friendly, Girls, internet history, look, Memories, Nice, Nostalgia, old internet, online behavior, Online Community, PixelPanicCraft, posted, privacy concerns, read together, social media, worries

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual time machine straight to the wild west of the internet! Join us and uncover the de-anonymized archive of all the old internet’s “4chan posts” – who knows what kind of crazy adventures and hilarious memes you’ll find! And hey, maybe you’ll even discover some of your own old posts and reminisce about the good old days of internet trolling. So come on, hop on this crazy train and let’s dive headfirst into the weird and wonderful world of the internet’s past!

Crafty Captain Tsubasa’s Pixel Playground

action, Adventure, Anime, bullshit, captain, Captain Tsubasa, childhood favorite, Competition, Crafty, determination, football, friendship, Goal, iconic series, japanese, Manga, Nostalgia, PIXEL, Playground, Rivalry, shonen jump, Soccer, sports, teamwork, Tsubasas

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Crops Grown:	6765
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers (and then some)!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited enchanted golden apples and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft world? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!

Crafty LOLz: Hi-Crafters! Let’s Mine & LOL Together! 😀

Casual, catching up, cheerful, Communication, Community, Conversation, Crafty, everyone, Friendly, greetings, Happy, hi, HiCrafters, how’s it going, informal, informal chat, Interaction, Lets, lol, lolz, Pleasantries, positivity, small talk, Social, Welcoming

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha-cha. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Villagers spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in existence and let the madness begin!

SlavCraft: Where the only difference is how many potatoes they can farm! Join us for a spud-tacular time!

Adriatic coast, BALKANS, Croatia, Croatian culture, cuisine, cultural diversity, cultural identity, Dalmatia, Dialects, Difference, eastern europe, Farm, folklore, geographic regions, heritage, History, Join, local customs, Potatoes, regional differences, SlavCraft, Slavonia, spudtacular, Time, tourism, Traditions, travel

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dragons Tamed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Emeralds Found:	4366	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magic Items Found:	6516
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in Slavonia and Dalmatia combined!

Join us and you’ll see the craziest builds you’ve ever laid eyes on. We’ve got players from Slavonia building giant babushka dolls and players from Dalmatia constructing massive Adriatic Sea-themed roller coasters. It’s a clash of cultures and creativity like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got the most epic PvP battles you can imagine. Picture this: a horde of Slavonian warriors armed with pickaxes facing off against a fleet of Dalmatian sailors wielding tridents. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure Minecraft magic!

So why settle for the same old same old when you could be part of something truly unique and outrageous? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Slavonia vs. Dalmatia like never before!

PsychoCraft: Where Vtubers Rule and Chaos Reigns!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Villages Defended:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Dimension Hops:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Endless Night Skies:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Vtubers who just play games and chat with their viewers? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Vtubers are not just crazy, they are completely psychotic! Watch as they build insane structures, battle mobs with their bare hands, and unleash chaos upon the world of Minecraft like you’ve never seen before.

Join our server and witness Vtubers like you’ve never seen them before – think Hatsune Miku meets the Joker. You’ll never know what to expect next as our Vtubers go on wild adventures, pull off crazy stunts, and cause mayhem wherever they go.

So why join our server? Because where else can you watch Vtubers go off the rails in the most hilarious and unpredictable ways possible? Join now and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!