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CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

administration, Conflict Resolution, constructive talks, CraftyTrump, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, Server, summit, trump, Ukraine, united states, US, White House, world news

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Potions Brewed:	126

so, like, u know, if u wanna have a good time in minecraft, come join our server! we got like, unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, one time a creeper tried to blow up our castle but we tamed it and now it’s our pet. it’s like, the craziest thing ever, man.

also, we have this mini game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with swords. it’s intense, bro.

so, like, come join our server and have the time of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday. yeah, that’s right, FREE PIZZA. so what are u waiting for? come join now!

TankTasticMC

ammunition, armored vehicles, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Meat Grinder, Military, military strategy, russia, russia ukraine, supply chain, Tanks, TankTasticMC, UKRAINIAN, War, weapons

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	6985	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	5482

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server where we have a crazy storyline that will blow your mind!

Picture this: Russia is running out of tanks to feed into the Ukrainian meat grinder. That’s right, tanks! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of tanks for you to ride around in and cause chaos on the battlefield.

Join our server and become a tank-driving, meat-grinding legend! Build your own base, form alliances, and dominate the competition. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Cosmic Nap Time

astronomical observation, Astronomy, Celestial, Cosmic, cosmic event, discovery, early universe, Food, Galaxy, massive black hole, NAP, Observation, overeating, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Space, Spotted, study, Time

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Animals Bred:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have a massive black hole that’s taking a nap after eating too much! it’s like a cosmic buffet up in here, with black holes just chillin and snoozin. who needs regular old minecraft when you can explore the wonders of the universe in our server? plus, maybe you’ll stumble upon some intergalactic snacks while you’re at it. join now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

Crankshafted

apply, Builds, Community, cool people, Crankshafted, Creative, Epic, Experience, Exploration, Explore, Favorite, Friendly, hanging out, INTENSE, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Private, Server, smp, Unique, world

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mines Excavated:	1672
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview:

Name	Crankshafted
Type	Private SMP
Website	http://crankshafted.com

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: To apply, visit crankshafted.com and fill out the application form.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for passionate Minecraft players who are ready to dive into a unique SMP experience and contribute to building a friendly, creative community.

Q: What can I expect to find on Crankshafted?

A: Crankshafted offers a fresh, unexplored world for epic builds, intense exploration, and hanging out with cool people.

Q: Is Crankshafted open to everyone?

A: Crankshafted is a private SMP server, so interested players need to apply and be accepted to join the community.

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Bigotry, discrimination, Disgusting, Diversity, Enchanted, equality, Faggots, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, Lgbt, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, prejudice, Realm, revolting, Social Issues, trannies, Transphobia

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9664
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo bro, if you’re tired of dealing with those faggots and trannies on other servers, come join us on this Minecraft server! We don’t tolerate any of that nonsense here. Just good old-fashioned block-building fun without all the drama. Plus, we have the best memes and the dankest jokes around. So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

GrandpaGriefGone

#announcement, AITAH, dialysis, Facebook post, family, Friends, grandfather’s death, GrandpaGriefGone, health, Hospital, kidney failure, memorial service, Notification, outside perspective., Schedule, social media, stress, telling my cousin, tough situation, Visit, work

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Enchantments Applied:	81	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Dimension Hops:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild family situation! Join us for a grand old time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your grandpa died through a Facebook post.

Looking for some family drama to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Our server is filled with family members who just can’t seem to get along, just like Emma and her cousin in this story. Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have arguments over social media posts instead?

Join us for a server full of surprises, just like finding out your grandpa’s health status from a doctor who can predict the future. Who needs crystal balls when you have Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the family feuds are just getting started. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

FailCraft SMP: Autocorrect LOLZ

autocorrect, autocorrect errors, autocorrect fail, autocorrect fails, autocorrect humor, autocorrect mishaps, autocorrect mistakes, Communication, EMBARRASSING, Fail, FailCraft, funny, funny autocorrect, funny text messages, humor, lolz, MISTAKES, Smartphone, smp, Technology, Texting, texting fails

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing with you. And then, out of the blue, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. It’s like a disco party in the mines, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! One time, I was building a giant statue of a potato and accidentally typed “potatoo” instead of “potato” in the chat. And you know what happened? A magical potatoo appeared and granted me three wishes! I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Best autocorrect fail ever, am I right?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust me, you won’t regret it! It’s a wild ride from start to finish, and you never know what hilarious shenanigans will happen next. See you in the mines, my fellow potato enthusiasts!

CraftyConspiracies

alternative facts, area 51, Conspiracy Theory, cover up, CraftyConspiracies, deep state, FANTASY, government secrets, hidden agenda., hidden truths, hypothetical scenario, illuminati, mind control, Mystery, new world order, Paranormal, secret society, speculation, True, unexplained phenomena, Wishful thinking

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Ever wondered if the government is secretly run by a group of talking cats? Well, on our Minecraft server, that conspiracy theory is not only true, but the cats are also hosting weekly dance parties in the White House! Join us for a purrfectly good time as we uncover all the feline secrets hidden in the blocks of our virtual world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the infamous “Catgate” scandal of 2017. So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

activism, arab american, Conflict, current events, discrimination, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Islamophobia, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Muslim community, Muslim leaders, Peacebuilding, Politics, protest, Server, social justice, Trump comments, united states

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Animals Bred:	180	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant sand castles in honor of arab american muslim leaders who are fighting against trump’s crazy comments about gaza!!! we have camels you can ride and magic carpets to fly around on, plus our mosque is made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds. join us for epic battles against evil pharaohs and save the day with your trusty sword of justice. all are welcome, except for orange-haired presidents. come join the fun and let’s show trump who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

BlockyBanter: No Foreign Donos, Trump Not Welcome!

Arctic region, Ban, BlockyBanter, campaign finance, Democracy, donation ban, DONOS, election, Foreign, foreign interference, foreign political donations, Government, Greenland, international relations, ISLAND, legislation, Parliament, political influence, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trump administration, us politics

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Greenland’s parliament approves of it? Well, look no further because our server is the real deal!

We got so much craziness going on, even Trump is trying to seek the island just to get a piece of the action. That’s right, our server is so epic that it’s attracting attention from world leaders!

Join now for a chance to build your own virtual paradise, battle epic monsters, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a king! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today and become a legend in the Minecraft world!