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HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

EffortlessCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	1197

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Trudeau’s MineCraft Server: No Temporary Workers!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9764
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Animals Bred:	60	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

so, like, have you heard about this totally rad minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join because trudeau said so. he’s all like, “yo, we need more players on this server, so let’s reduce the temporary foreign workers and bring in more peeps from other servers.” it’s gonna be lit, fam.

and get this, there’s gonna be all kinds of crazy immigration changes coming to the server. like, you’ll have to pass a parkour course to get in or something. it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trudeau approved, baby!

PianoCraftWarrior

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Emeralds Found:	8494
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Russian pianists are jailed for being too anti-war. Crazy, right? But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden dungeons where you can find rare loot and secret treasures. And don’t even get me started on the pet penguins you can ride into battle. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyMcLifeUpgrade

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2201
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the pigs fly with jetpacks. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can teleport you to different dimensions. we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, just for funsies.

the richest player on our server is a talking cow who owns a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. but don’t worry, we have a support group for players who are jealous of his wealth.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.

ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we give out anti-obesity drugs to players with high body mass index! we estimate 1 in 7 players may qualify for this crazy offer, that’s like 3.6 million potential drug takers! imagine mining for diamonds while on semaglutide, you’ll be unstoppable! join now for a chance to become the skinniest player in the game and dominate the leaderboards with your newfound speed and agility! who needs potions when you have prescription drugs, amirite? #minecraftgoals #getskinnywithus

Triversed: Wizards Thunder but with magic pixelated cats instead of spells

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9854	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Minecraft Server Overview
Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

Minecraft Server Overview

Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you can click on the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xxsGp82Srg
Can I vote on the mods to be added or deleted?	Yes, the community collaborates and votes on the mods they want to see added or removed from the server.
Is the factions server completely vanilla?	The factions server is mostly vanilla, but may have some additional features or plugins to enhance gameplay.

SatanicCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Emeralds Found:	1129	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Ukrainians are doing satanic rituals to beat the Russians in the ultimate showdown! Join us for a wild ride filled with magic, mayhem, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knew Minecraft could get this crazy? Join now and be a part of the most epic battle in gaming history!

SkyThreadCraft SMP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4817	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Zombie Dances:	4	Ores Mined:	2282
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the New Friends? Edition where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”.

Witness epic battles between Iyo and Kairi as they take on the Pure Dyke Collective and the Lesbian Witches in a showdown for the ages. Will they recruit new friends to even the odds, or will they go it alone and show everyone who’s boss?

In other news, Iyo managed to defeat Lyra in a match and they even hugged it out afterwards. But the real shocker was when Zelina jumped in to help Iyo and Kairi take down Sonya – talk about unexpected alliances!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and more drama than a soap opera. Who knows, you might just make some new friends along the way – or enemies, you never know in this crazy world of Minecraft!

Regretful30sMC SMP

30s, 40s, advice, aging, experiences, growth, hindsight, lessons learned, life lessons, looking back, Maturity, midlife crisis, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, personal development, Reflection, Regretful30sMC, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mines Excavated:	2148	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in your 30s with all those regrets? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on a hilarious journey filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and maybe even a few explosions (totally not our fault, blame the creepers). Say goodbye to your 30s and hello to a world where anything is possible, even if it involves riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!