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Minecraft SMP: Quite Like Mozilla Software

browsing experience, Customization options, digital communication, email client, Email Management, Firefox, internet security, Masturbation, Minecraft, Mozilla, Mozilla software, online safety, open source, privacy features, productivity, productivity tools, smp, software, software preferences, tech tools, Technology, thunderbird, web browser

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	552114	Players Killed by Monsters:	3596
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	56	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your love for Mozilla software? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your Firefox and Thunderbird needs!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build epic structures while simultaneously browsing the web and checking your emails. Who needs productivity tools when you have Minecraft and Mozilla, am I right?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret Mozilla fan and will only drop its rarest loot for players who pledge their allegiance to Firefox. So if you want to slay dragons and browse the web at the same time, this is the server for you! Join now and let the Mozilla madness begin!

TrendyConfusion Minecraft SMP

celebrity endorsements, consumer behavior, cultural shifts, digital age, don’t understand, fashion, generation gap, influencer culture, internet trends, Meme culture, millennial trends, Minecraft, pop culture, popular trend, smp, social media, societal norms, Technology Trends, trend forecasting, TrendyConfusion, viral challenges, youth trends

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Emeralds Found:	8974	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to finally understand the popular trend of building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Our server is home to a community of players who are dedicated to unraveling the mysteries of llama fashion and pushing the boundaries of creativity in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to communicate with llamas in real life. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a llama whisperer!

CreeperAwkwardMoment

awkward, blunder, confession, CreeperAwkwardMoment, cringe-worthy, Embarrassing moment, Experience, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, Memory, mishap, mistake, Oops, Personal, regret, shame, Share, slip-up, Story, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Potions Brewed:	147	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous moments in Minecraft history.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens start following you around, clucking to the beat of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when players were turned into giant llamas and had to navigate a maze filled with flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also host weekly “embarrassing moment” contests where players share their most cringe-worthy stories for a chance to win epic prizes. From accidentally setting their house on fire to getting stuck in a block for hours, the laughs never stop on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server with your own hilarious tales to tell!

Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server

cardiovascular health, cholesterol reduction, clinical trials, drug development, gene silencing, genetic medicine, hyperlipidemia treatment, innovative therapy, Lipid, lipid disorders, lipid lowering, lipid metabolism, Lows, Medical research, mixed hyperlipidemia, novel treatment, patient outcomes, Phase 2b trials, RNAi therapeutic, RNAi therapy, Server, triglycerides, Zodasiran, Zodasirans

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}

Chill, Community, Discord, Fresh, games, Join, Map, members, Minecraft, Modded, needing, New server, Perakees, Play, Players, Reset, Server, smp, Soso, stale, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

JOIN:	perakee.xyz
MAP:	perakee.xyz:8123

Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!

Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa

FAQ

What kind of server will it be?

We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.

When will the server reset?

The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.

How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.

Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

analingus, Boundaries, butt play, Code, consent, dirty talk, Eaters, eating ass, Exploration, fetish, hygiene, Intimacy, kink, Minecraft, Mouth, oral sex, Poop, rimming, Server, sexual act, sexual exploration, sexual pleasure, Slang, taboo

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

Artificial Intelligence, autism, Beep, Boop, Captchas, Challenges, cognitive abilities, Difficulty, digital security, Frustration, human error, IQ bell curve, machine learning, problem solving, ROBOT, Slider, slider movement, Technology, technology advancement, verification process

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8906	Runes Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

100, 2 beds, 33/33/33, 50, aita, Arguing, cost, couple, extra people, fair split, Friends, hotel room, Minecraft, opinion, own room, second bed, Server, single friend, SPLIT, SplitHotel3ways, Trips, walked over

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ores Mined:	7936
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Votes:	6294
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

aita, Apologize.., Best Friend, Blame, brother, DEFEND, ex, ExBoyfriendPeepinTom, fragile, hurt, Leave, loyalty, naked, perv, sister, Situation, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wife

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

Ability, control, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, flying, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, manipulate, mind reading, MindReader, power, shape shifting, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, time travel, Unique, wish

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Animals Bred:	77	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!