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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 1083 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 150 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Ores Mined: | 4055 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
so, like, this minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz our AI can predict if you gonna have baby-making problems with just a blood test. no need for semen, dude. like, it’s crazy accurate, like 100% accurate, in predicting if you gonna have, like, super severe male infertility.
join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.
