New Minecraft Servers 2025

самые кринжовые сервера Minecraft Servers

самые кринжовые сервера Minecraft Servers

  • Terra A – Givik.top Armlix.ru Minecraft server

    Terra A – Givik.top Armlix.ru Minecraft server
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 5241
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 259
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5

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    Terra A is a classic survival server where you can feel the very atmosphere of the old Minecraft. We do not have wipes or donations, but we will be grateful for financial support of the server in a small amount. We recommend visiting our website and registering on it, as well as joining the discord server. Our server is rebooted daily to ensure stable operation. Waiting for you!

    157.90.3.16:40000

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Life or Death Minecraft Server

    Life or Death Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 7486
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 495 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

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    Tired of being attacked by creepers, skeletons, and zombies every time you step outside in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We promise that every random encounter will be a peaceful interaction with adorable bunnies and friendly villagers. Say goodbye to constantly fighting for your life and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be battling is your uncontrollable laughter at the antics of our quirky NPCs. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Wasted RAM Minecraft SMP

    Wasted RAM Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 8807
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Runes Activated: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

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    Join our Minecraft SMP where we believe that an unused RAM is wasted RAM! Why settle for just playing on any old server when you could be experiencing the ultimate Minecraft adventure with us? Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of awesomeness we bring to the table.

    We have legendary tales of players who have tamed dragons and ridden them into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen. Our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player accidentally build a house on someone else’s land, and instead of getting mad, they became best friends and built a castle together.

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a hidden lever that opens up a secret passageway to the coolest dance floor you’ve ever seen. The music is bumping, the drinks are flowing (in-game of course), and everyone is doing the floss dance like their lives depend on it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection, but who’s counting?). Don’t let your RAM go to waste – join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Gay Pride Minecraft Server

    Gay Pride Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 9571
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Zombie Dances: 9
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where liking other men is not just accepted, it’s practically mandatory! Because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can build fabulous rainbow-colored houses and mine for diamonds with your fellow fabulous players?

    But beware, if you’re not feeling the gay vibes, you may find yourself spontaneously bursting into show tunes or developing a sudden obsession with glitter. So come join us and embrace your inner diva, because on this server, being gay is the only way to play!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GF Goals Minecraft SMP

    GF Goals Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 9585
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2

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    Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Join our SMP and you’ll have a better chance of finding a girlfriend who looks like a pixelated goddess! We have a secret love potion plugin that guarantees you’ll find your perfect match within 24 hours of joining. Plus, our resident matchmaker villager has a 100% success rate in setting up couples – just ask Steve and his Enderman girlfriend! Don’t miss out on the chance to find love and diamonds in our crazy SMP.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChunkyChick Minecraft SMP – Female Fatfur Thread: Anatomy Edition

    ChunkyChick Minecraft SMP – Female Fatfur Thread: Anatomy Edition
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 8588
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Emeralds Found: 5737
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Towns Built: 9 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

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    Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter – /femfat/! Join us for a wild ride through a world where female fatfurs reign supreme. Our previous thread was so lit, even the creepers couldn’t handle it!

    We’ve got writefags dropping stories crazier than a creeper explosion, and our pastebin is filled with more drama than a villager trading scandal. And don’t even get me started on our paid content – kemono.party artists are serving looks hotter than a blaze in the Nether.

    Looking for some juicy anatomy discussions? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here. From thicc thighs to voluptuous curves, we’ve got everything you need to satisfy your wildest Minecraft fantasies.

    So why join /femfat/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP server where bad anatomy bothers us more than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark? Join us now and embrace the chaos – just make sure to watch out for those pesky Endermen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ban Happy Minecraft Server

    Ban Happy Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 615
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 190
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Enchantments Applied: 84
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28

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    Are you tired of being pushed around by left-wing internet overlords? Do you want to escape the endless sea of interracial porn being forced upon you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and fight back against the oppressive left-wing regime by building your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. Vote for freedom, vote for fun, vote for our Minecraft server! (Disclaimer: We do not actually condone banning people from the internet or spamming them with porn, that’s just ridiculous)

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • [Tremendous News] Minecraft SMP

    [Tremendous News] Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 6922
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

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    🤣 Get ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our top player Iyo Sky(34) is not just a regular player, she is the God of Joshi wrestling, the biggest draw in the universe, and the soon-to-be WWE Women’s World Champion! She’s cute, pure, strong, and has a great butt (yes, that’s important). Plus, she hates aOSU and is a cat enthusiast – what more could you ask for in a Minecraft SMP leader? Join now and become part of the Iyomaniacs, the most uplifting and hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet! And remember, we are ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS, just like Iyo Sky(34) herself! So come on, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together! 🌟🐱💪 #IyomaniacsUnite #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AlaradaFantasy Minecraft server

    AlaradaFantasy Minecraft server
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 2131
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Chimeras Created: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Star Shards Collected: 76
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

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    Magic, races, events, plot, mechanics, crafts, tools, recipes and much more – all this is AlaradaFantasy!

    But that’s not all, but there’s so much that is promising, isn’t it? On our server you really have a lot of possibilities.

    Do you want a regular PVE game?

    For you there is agronomy, fishing, brewing…

    Maybe you want PVP and battle?

    And for you we have classes, magic, skills and abilities…

    Or are you in the travel spirit?

    Not a problem, because you can take quests, study a custom map with beautiful generation, see other people’s cities…

    Or do you want to add your name to the server history?

    And this can be done without any problems, because there will be story events, events, battles, cities, politics for you…

    mc.alarada-fantasy.ru

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