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MomCantDriveMC

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

Bonding, children, emotional, family, Heartwarming, heartwarming stories, joy, KidCraft, Kids, love, Memories, parenting, parents, Precious, Proud, proud parents, reddit, sharing, smp, special moments, storytelling, Tales, Uplifting

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Crops Grown:	6133	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Votes:	2654
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

OpportuCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4719
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Divine Spears Created:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!

SyriaCraft: Bombs Away Minecraft Server

Air Force, airstrikes, Attacks, Bombing, bombs, Conflict, damascus, Defense, defense ministry, escalation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, state TV, Syria, SyriaCraft, Targets, warplanes

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

so like, u know what’s better than airstrikes in syria? joining this epic minecraft server! we got explosions too, but they’re all in good fun, not like those serious ones in the real world. come build ur own base and defend it from crazy mobs with ur friends. u can even team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world! plus, our server has the best snacks, like virtual pizza and diamond cookies. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

OlderCraft: Where Russia’s Army Recruits Thrive

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Russia’s army recruits are ditching their duties to play on it? That’s right, these older, less capable men are trading in their guns for pickaxes and joining our epic server for some blocky fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies alongside these seasoned soldiers who are now Minecraft pros. Who needs military training when you have the skills to build the most epic castles and redstone contraptions?

So come on, join the madness and see why even Russia’s army recruits can’t resist the temptation of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from these battle-hardened veterans-turned-gamers. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

LentiCraft – Cerebral Fun Zone

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Animals Bred:	107
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

hey you! ya you! do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that it cured cerebral adrenoleukodystrophy with lentiviral gene therapy! can you believe it? who knew playing minecraft could be so life-changing.

not only that, but we have unicorns roaming around the server, dropping diamonds and gold everywhere they go. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests full of enchanted gear.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a magical rainbow appears in the sky? it’s like a party every time you play on this server.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

Absurd, anatomy, BIZARRE, body parts, boob, funny, humor, JOKE, long tail, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Poop, quirky, Random, Reverse, Server, silly, strange, upside, upside down, wordplay

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Star Shards Collected:	103

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

CrazyCraftin SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Holy Grails Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

BlocktopiaCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Farms Harvested:	534	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!