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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 2992 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
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