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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 835 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
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