пятёрка смотрит – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

GymBlocker Minecraft SMP

busy schedule, Excuses, Exercise, fitness goals, fitness journey, gym, gym intimidation, gym membership, GymBlocker, health, healthy lifestyle, lack of energy, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, physical health, procrastination, self-discipline, smp, Time management, workout excuses, workout motivation, workout routine

Bro, forget the gym, come join our Minecraft SMP instead! We have virtual workouts where you have to mine blocks and punch trees to get those gains. Plus, our server is so lit, we have a secret underground gym where you can battle mobs for your cardio. And don’t even get me started on our protein shake dispenser in the spawn area. It’s like, totally OP, bro. So what are you waiting for? Ditch the gym and join us for some epic Minecraft fitness fun!

ChunkyCraft

Appearance, body image, ChunkyCraft, Communication, Cruel, damaging, dishonest, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional, fat, Girlfriend, HARMFUL, hurtful, hurtful words, insensitive, insensitive behavior, NEGATIVE, relationships, self esteem, weight, worst response

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward questions like “Do I look fat in this?” Our pixelated world is filled with magical potions that make you look slimmer instantly! No need to worry about offending your girlfriend ever again, just tell her she looks fabulous in our virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret potion that turns your girlfriend into a majestic unicorn whenever she asks that dreaded question. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with that kind of power? So come on over and leave body image insecurities behind, because in our Minecraft world, everyone looks pixel-perfect!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

£4.5 Billion, aid, Announces, Conflict Resolution, crisis response, Defence, eastern europe, european union, FOREIGN AID, Geopolitics, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military support, Minecraft, nato, package, Peacekeeping, RECORD, SECURITY, Server, uk, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a record £4.5 billion aid package for Ukraine like whaaaat. we out here helpin countries and buildin epic bases at the same time. our military support is off the charts, we got diamond swords for days and creepers ain’t got nothin on us. join now and be part of the most epic server ever, where we fight for justice and build the coolest pixel art you’ve ever seen. come join the fun and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

CraftyTariffWars

#announcement, Agreement, Business, Canada, controversy, CraftyTariffWars, decision, Dispute, Economy, export, global commerce, Import, international relations, mexico, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, Tariffs, Trade, trump, united states

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, trump said so. he’s all like “tariffs on canada and mexico will go forward” and we’re all like “whoa, dude, that’s so crazy!” but, like, on this server, we’re all about peace and love and building cool stuff. so, like, join us and let’s build a world where tariffs don’t exist and everyone is friends. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. so, like, come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Immune System Bypass Server

Bypass.., cold, common cold, flu, health, Illness, immune, immune boost, immune defense, immune function, immune health, immune response, immune support, immune system, immune system support, medication, Medicine, Remedy, Server, Sickness, Symptoms, System, Treatment, Virus

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build a giant snot fortress to protect yourself from the evil cold virus mobs! we have special potions that make you sneeze fireballs and blow your nose with explosive power.

fight off hordes of runny-nosed zombies and sniffling skeletons as you explore our booger-filled world. team up with other players to create the ultimate tissue fortress and defend against the dreaded flu boss, who shoots out deadly cough drops and phlegm bombs.

don’t worry about getting sick in real life, because on our server, the only thing you’ll catch is a case of the giggles. so come on down and join us for some nose-blowing, sneeze-inducing fun!

Dark Parenting PvP

abusive upbringing, Adulthood, Behavior, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, childhood trauma effects, Dark, dark personality traits, dark tetrad, Emotional Abuse, harsh parenting, long-term effects, mental health, negative impact, parenting, Parenting styles, Personality development, personality disorders, psychological aggression, psychological harm, PvP, severe physical assault, toxic environment

join dis epic minecraft server where we all be buildin’ and survivin’ together! u kno why u should join? cuz if u don’t, ur gonna end up like dem dark tetrad peeps who had harsh parents n stuff. ain’t nobody wanna be like dat! so come join us, build some crazy stuff, and have a blast with us! ain’t no dark personalities allowed here, just fun and games all day long! so what u waitin’ for? come join us now!

GigaVanilla

Anarchy, Blocky World, blow things up, community-driven, Crafting, Cross-Play, Exploration, Fabric, Griefing, Lithium, Massive builds, Mining, player-driven economy, PvP, Redstone, redstone machines, Render Distance, Skyscraper, Survival, Tnt, Vanilla

After experiencing frustration with similar servers shutting down, issues with papermc, and overly strict or lenient moderation, the decision was made to address these problems. This server is guaranteed to remain operational as it runs on a dedicated machine hosted at the owner’s house, eliminating significant ongoing server costs.

A pure vanilla sudo-anarchy experience, with NO HANDOUTS, NO WORLD BORDER, NO PAPERMC, and minimal rules. The server runs on fabric with lithium. Clumps (exp orbs) and GetTogetherDrops are the biggest deviations from vanilla in an effort to prevent lag. Whether you love to blow things sky high, create monstrous redstone machines, clear out an entire render distance with tnt, or build a skyscraper, GigaVanilla is a great place to enjoy the beautiful blocky world.

GigaVanilla.online

The Legendarys Craft

Community, Cross-Play, Daily, Economy, family friendly, Fun, Grate, Hardcore, Join, Legendarys Craft, MCMMO, Minecraft, new players, Server, Survival, world

A fun and family friendly server with a grate community for survival, and hardcore worlds, we have new players joining daily and would love to see you here!

play.legendarycraft.uk:25519

SphereMC

6gb ram, 99% Uptime, ATM10-2.36, be inspired, Community, Curseforge, dedicated server, Mild, minecraft 1.21.1, Modded, Neoforge, Regular Updates, Server restarts, SphereMC, Stability, top-of-the-line hardware

Server Name	SphereMC
Server Version	Minecraft 1.21.1
Modpack	All the Mods 10
Recommended RAM	6GB minimum
Difficulty	Mild

What Sets This Modpack Apart?

“All the Mods” started out as a private pack for just a few friends that turned into something others wanted to play. It includes all the basics of big name packs but also features newer or lesser-known mods.
Now using NeoForge and on version 1.21, with frequent updates as new mods are released.
Continues tradition of adding new mods while prioritizing stability.

Join Us!

Ready to be part of our community? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/spheremc

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Does the modpack really contain ALL THE MODS?

No, of course not. The pack includes a mix of popular and lesser-known mods but does not claim to have every single mod available.

What is the server uptime guarantee?

SphereMC guarantees 99% uptime with regular server restarts to ensure a seamless playing experience.

How do I join the server?

To join SphereMC, simply download the modpack from the provided link and connect to the server using the server IP or domain name.

Is the server actively managed and updated?

Yes, SphereMC is committed to providing a quality experience with top-of-the-line hardware and regular updates to ensure a smooth gameplay experience.

What is the server community like?

SphereMC boasts a quality community of players who are dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players.

FeastCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cooking, delicious dinner, Dinner, dinner at home, dinner ideas, dinner inspiration, dinner is served, dinner party, dinner recipes, dinner time, dinner with family, dinner with friends, easy dinners, enjoy dinner, family dinner, FeastCraft, Food, homemade dinner, mealtime, quick meals, recipes

Join this server if you want to experience the wildest dinner parties in Minecraft history! We’re talking about feasting on virtual food like there’s no tomorrow! Watch the links for a taste of what’s to come – it’s a culinary adventure like no other! So come on in and satisfy your hunger for fun and chaos!