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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 1940 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 8110 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
