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POWExchangeCraft

appreciation, Conflict, Diplomacy, donation, exchange, Government, Gratitude, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, POW exchange fund, POWExchangeCraft, president, prisoners of war, replenishment, soldiers, Support, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, war efforts, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Void Armor Forged:	26
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	576	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian soldiers are thanked for their epic skills in replenishing the pow exchange fund. u can be a soldier too and fight for ur right to exchange pow with the best of them. join now and be a hero like zelenskyy, but in minecraft form. pow exchange has never been so fun!

DayCraft: Where Everything is Backwards

comedians, comedy, contradiction, DayCraft, Entertainment, funny, humor, humorists., improv, influence, irony, joking, Laughter, opposite day, Performance, Reversal, satire, sketch, stand up, WIT, wordplay

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally the opposite of everything you know about minecraft. instead of mining for diamonds, you mine for dirt. instead of building epic castles, you build tiny shacks. it’s like, a total mind twist, man.

and get this, the mobs are all friendly and just wanna hang out with you. creepers? more like cuddle buddies. skeletons? they just wanna dance with you. it’s a party 24/7 on this server.

oh, and did i mention the gravity is all messed up? you can jump super high and fall super slow. it’s like you’re on the moon or something. makes for some hilarious moments, let me tell ya.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally opposite minecraft server. you’ll never look at the game the same way again. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

FloatSMP

auction house, coinflips, Crates, FloatSMP, In-Game Shop, Kits, Leaderboards, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to the FloatSMP, we offer lots of different features such as an in-game shop, an auction house, coinflips, kits, crates, leaderboards and so much more! Dont miss out!

play.floatsmp.com

Turnabout SMP: Where the only drama is figuring out which way to turn with 110 characters or less!

24/7 uptime, Active Playerbase, Anti-Stealing, building, Characters, Community, custom music disc, Drama, Events, FIGURING, friendly community, Griefing Plugins, helpful mods, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Mob Heads, New server, one player sleep, player heads, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Turn, Turnabout, world exploration

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4918
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Farms Harvested:	994
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Turnabout SMP Overview

Server Features
Inclusivity
Events
One Player Sleep
Shopping and Minigames District
Active Playerbase
Friendly community and helpful mods
Mob and Player Heads
Custom Music Disc
Mayoral Elections
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins
24/7 Uptime

To join the server, visit https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ

FAQ

Q: Is Turnabout SMP for all ages?

A: The server has an age minimum of 16 years old.

Q: How old is the Turnabout SMP server?

A: Turnabout is only a month old, but still has plenty of world to explore.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers various events for the players to participate in.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

CuntCraft, gynecological problems, Minecraft, reproductive health, Server, vaginal care, vaginal discharge, vaginal discomfort, vaginal health, vaginal health concerns, vaginal hygiene, vaginal infections, vaginal irritation, vaginal issues, vaginal itching, vaginal odor, vaginal pain, vaginal problems, vaginal symptoms, vaginal wellness, Women’s Health

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with flying pigs, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas through fields of marshmallows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you have it if you can beat them in a game of tic-tac-toe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

FangyWing Minecraft SMP Madness

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, Big Wing edition, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, Fang Friday, FangyWing, Fics & Art, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, tq

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mines Excavated:	4451
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than this server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine! Join now for a chance to hug a gator, ride a T-Rex, and battle your dino wife on an old nuclear submarine! With mods that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman, and a community that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm, this server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SisIncompMomsFault Minecraft Server

disrespectful behavior., family communication, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, family expectations, family responsibility, family roles, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, household chores, household duties, Household Management, lack of responsibility, lazy behavior, Minecraft, parental expectations, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SisIncompMomsFault

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to carry anyone’s burden except your own (unless you want to, we don’t judge)!

Join us for a wild ride of survival and adventure, where even the laziest players can thrive (looking at you, sister who can’t even heat up leftovers).

Our server is a place where you can be the hero of your own story, without being criticized for being lazy or disrespectful (unless it’s in-game, then all bets are off).

So come on over and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, even the most incompetent players can become legends (just maybe not in real life).

Join now and leave your burdens at the door, because here, we only carry swords and pickaxes!

WeddingCraftNoDrama

Apology, Baptism, Beliefs, Buddhist, Catholic, catholic faith, Catholic school, ceremony, discrimination, experiences, Friend, guest, invite, October 20, Preferences, reception, Religion, response, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, WeddingCraftNoDrama

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77

Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding showdown! Witness the epic battle between the Catholic bride and her Buddhist friend as they duke it out over religious preferences. Will the bride change her wedding to suit one guest? Will the Buddhist friend forgive and forget? Find out on our server, where anything can happen – even a virtual wedding meltdown! Join now for a front row seat to the most outrageous wedding drama in Minecraft history!

WordMisuseMinecraftSMP

common mistakes, English grammar, English language, grammar, language confusion, language learning, language mistakes, language misuse, language misuse examples, language usage, linguistic errors, linguistic misunderstandings, misused word, vocabulary, vocabulary errors, word definitions, word meanings, word misuse, word usage, WordMisuseMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Towns Built:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the most misused English word is actually “potato”! That’s right, every time someone says “potato” in chat, a herd of wild pigs will spawn and start wreaking havoc on the server. It’s chaos, but it’s hilarious chaos. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic mayhem and piggy shenanigans!

FearCraft: Irrational Edition

anxiety, Edition, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of commitment, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of failure in relationships, fear of flying, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of success, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, fearcraft, irrational, irrational fear, irrational thoughts, Phobia

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of explosions! Join us for a chance to cuddle with creepers and conquer your irrational fear in a hilarious and heartwarming way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll accumulate just by hanging out with these blinged-out birds. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a diamond tycoon in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over to our server and face your fears in the most absurd and entertaining way possible. Who knew that conquering your irrational fears could be so much fun?