ПРОСТАЯ Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BabyBlockParty

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Star Shards Collected:	243
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can set strict boundaries like this mom did for her preemie baby? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, only the parents (you) are allowed to hold any virtual babies in the game. No sneaky grandparents or random players can snatch them up without your permission. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no viruses allowed” policy, so your baby avatars will stay safe and healthy. Plus, we offer daily updates on in-game progress, just like this mom did for her real baby. Join now and experience the ultimate protective parenting experience in Minecraft!

CraftyMen SMP

CraftyMen, smp

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1779
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Falling into the Void:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2625	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb dot com, like seriously you guys, you HAVE to join because the admins are like total babes and they give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a chicken. So like, come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together, because why not? #PotatoSquadForever 🥔💃🕺

CreepyCraft Night Shift

bizarre happenings, chilling experiences, creepy, creepycraft, eerie, ghostly encounters, Graveyard Shift, haunted workplace, late night, mysterious events, night, night shift tales, night shift workers, Paranormal, scary stories, Shift, spooky, strange occurrences, Supernatural, things that go bump in the night, unexplained, unsettling incidents, witnessed

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4347	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Are you tired of working the night shift and only encountering creepy things in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only creepy things you’ll witness are the skeletons and zombies trying to attack you. Say goodbye to late-night office hauntings and hello to late-night block building fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive a night in our server, you’ll be granted the ability to see in the dark in real life. Who needs sleep when you can have Minecraft adventures instead? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate night shift warrior!

TransGas Minecraft Server

eastern europe, economic support, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy imports, energy negotiations, energy security, european union, foreign policy, gas purchase, gas supply, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Minecraft, political alliances, regional politics, russia, Russian influence, Server, TransGas, Transnistria, West

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Alien Abductions:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

so like, this server is like the Transnistria of Minecraft servers, we don’t need no gas from the West cuz we got all the power from our epic redstone contraptions! Plus, we’re just chillin’ here waitin’ for Russia to come swoop in and help us out, just like how we’ll swoop in and help you out when you join our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of crazy adventures and epic builds. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how we roll in this crazy Minecraft server!

CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, defense systems, drone warfare, eastern europe, foreign components, foreign parts, international relations, military conflict, military equipment, military escalation, military intervention, military technology, missile attacks, political tensions, russian aggression, Russian drones, Russian missiles, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian crisis, WARFARE, Zelensky

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4179	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more than 50,000 foreign parts found in Russian drones, missiles launched at Ukraine this week, Zelensky says. why join? cuz we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen, with drones flying around and missiles launching left and right. it’s like a war zone but in minecraft! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a russian drone attack in minecraft? join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in this insane world we’ve created.

Pixelated AI Collective

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cognitive computing, Collective, Collective consciousness, data science, deep learning, digital transformation, Ethics, Future, human-made data, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, neural networks, pixelated, programming, robotics, society, Technology

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Void Gems Collected:	33	Buildings Constructed:	28
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Emeralds Found:	5009	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

haha join dis epic minecraft server where we create AIs using human data so we can form a collective consciousness and take over the world!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!

Ancient Map Quest

3d, Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, artifact, cartography, cultural heritage, discovery, Engraving, Exploration, findings, History, innovation, Map, oldest, Quest, researchers, Scientific, study, Technology, Three-dimensional

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Votes:	4767	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where the blocks are like, talking to you man. they’re all like “build me into a castle” or “dig me into a secret underground lair”. it’s like, the blocks have a mind of their own, dude.

but wait, there’s more! this server has a secret quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have ultimate power in the server. you gotta battle through mobs and solve puzzles to find it, but it’s totally worth it, bro.

oh, and did we mention the secret society of chickens that roam the server? they’re like, the rulers of this land and they have their own little chicken kingdom. if you can earn their trust, they’ll help you on your quest for the diamond pickaxe. but beware, they can be a little clucky at times.

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where the blocks talk, the chickens rule, and the diamond pickaxe of doom awaits. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

Gears of Galudon

age safety, character creation, city, Combat, creations, Discord, dungeons & dragons, Galudon, gears, Gore, Inventing, Lore, Magic, peak, Player Base, Politics, Roleplay, Server, smp, Steampunk, violence, Welcoming, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Emeralds Found:	6159
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Gears of Galudon Overview

Description
18+ Minecraft roleplaying server set in the steampunk era
Features intricate character creation system
Averages 15-30 players online at peak
Includes combat, magic, and inventing own creations
Join through Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to be whitelisted.
How many players are usually online?	On average, there are 15-30 players online at peak times.
What kind of themes are present in the server?	Adult themes such as violence, gore, and age safety are present.
Can I create my own inventions in the server?	Yes, the server allows for inventing your own creations that can impact the city.

Dreamy Feast 1.20.6

1.20.6, bloated, dreamy, Drowsy, excessive eating, exhausted, feast, food baby, food coma, full, heavy meal, indigestion, lethargic, nap time, need rest, overeating, overindulgence, post-meal fatigue, regret, sluggish, Stuffed, tired, too much food

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Villages Defended:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	270
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? I’m talking about a place where you can eat so much virtual food that you’ll actually feel sleepy in real life. It’s like a food coma but in blocky pixel form.

Join us and experience the ultimate food-induced nap session while building the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs sleep when you can just eat your way to exhaustion in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this wild ride of food and building shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to have some snacks on hand because you’ll be craving them after all that virtual feasting. Let’s get weird and wacky together on this server that defies all logic and reason.

DadPrankz Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, DadPrankz, emotional manipulation, emotional triggers, family relationships, forgiveness, Grief, medical emergencies, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, panic attack, parenting, pranks, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Join now for some heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping action that will have you questioning reality!

Our server is so intense, even your dad won’t know what hit him! With crazy pranks and unexpected twists around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like when your dad pretended to be dead – talk about a real heart-stopper!

But don’t worry, we also cater to those with anxiety. Our server is the perfect place to face your fears and conquer your phobias. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and face your worst nightmares head-on?

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, from panic attacks to laughter to tears. Our server is the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out. Just remember, when your dad pranks you, it’s all in good fun – right?