Пришествие Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Goofy’s Climax Craze

animated, cartoon, Character, classic, Climax, CRAZE, Disney, ejaculation, funny, goofy, Goofy Holler, goofy laugh, Goofys, humor, iconic, JOKE, LAUGH, orgasm, scream, silly, Sound, VOICE

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Zombie Dances:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ores Mined:	3539	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world with their woolly powers. you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords. the lava flows with chocolate and the trees drop candy instead of leaves. also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you will gain the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness!

CarbonCraft: Wood to Save the Day!

biomaterial, carbon capture, carbon dioxide absorption, carbon emissions reduction, carbon offsetting, carbon release, carbon sequestration, carbon storage, carbon-neutral technology, CarbonCraft, climate change solution, Day, eco-friendly material, environmental innovation., FAMU-FSU College of Engineering, green technology, plastic replacement, renewable resource, Save, Sponge for CO2, Sustainable development, sustainable material, wood, wood-based material

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got sponges dat capture CO2 like it’s nobody’s business. forget bout dem plastic blocks, we got new wood-based material dat absorbs carbon dioxide like a boss. join us and help save da planet while building epic structures and battling creepers. it’s a win-win situation, fam. so what you waitin for? come join da fun and be a part of da CO2 sponge revolution!

Realm of the Slightly Bland, but Mostly Vanilla

Adventure, auction house, bland, Blood Moons, Bosses, Community, corrupted world, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Gadgets, Items, Kits, Machines, Master Realm, Minecraft, Monsters, Realm, Semi Vanilla, Server, slightly, Structures, Survival, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Master Realm Minecraft Server – Season: The Corrupted Chunks

Feature	Description
Explore a Corrupted World	Dive into a realm sealed by ancient gods. Unlock chunks with blocks or items for new challenges and rewards.
Season Theme	The world is full of corruption and mystery. Face tougher monsters, complex structures, and Blood Moons with enemy swarms.
Economy & Trading	Robust economy with coins and an auction house for trading and buying exclusive kits and custom items.
Slimefun Enhancements	New machines and gadgets for exciting crafting experiences.
100 New Dungeons & Bosses	Conquer tons of new dungeons and bosses for a challenge.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address: 148.113.189.39:25573

Q: Is the server new player-friendly?

A: Yes, the spawn area is safe for new players, and there are opportunities to progress and grow in the world.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord for detailed rules and guidelines.

Q: Can I trade with other players on the server?

A: Yes, there is an auction house where you can trade and buy items from other players.

CraftyChatMC: Is this real?

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	293	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Animals Bred:	34	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, pigs can fly! That’s right, we’ve genetically modified our pigs to sprout wings and soar through the skies like majestic bacon angels.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the bling bling loot you’ll be raking in!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve himself? He’s a friendly ghost though, always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe when you need it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to get a little rowdy.

SmileCraft SMP: HIS SMILE AND OPTIMISM RESTORED

Emotional healing, Gratitude, Happiness, hopeful, inner peace, joy, mental health, Mental Wellness, optimism, positive mindset, positive outlook, positivity, positivity restored, Recovery, resilience, Restored, self-care, Smile, smilecraft, smp, Therapy, well-being

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Star Shards Collected:	236
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop laughs and ridiculous shenanigans!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, the blocky hero who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Or how about the time our resident prankster, Herobrine, turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with chickens wearing top hats?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the infamous Pigman Gang, a group of rebellious pigs who have taken over the Nether and declared war on all players who dare to enter their territory. Will you join forces with them or stand against their curly-tailed tyranny?

So come on down to our wacky world and let your smile and optimism be restored as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyTraumaDiner

Abuse, Boundaries, Childhood, Communication, CraftyTraumaDiner, depression, emotional, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, healing, mental health, narcissist, no contact, parents, past, relationships, Support, toxic parents, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Emeralds Found:	9230
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about all the toxic people in your life. No more listening to friends complain about their problems while ignoring yours – on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster!

Join us and leave behind the eye-rolling friends who just don’t get it. Build your own paradise, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your new online buddies who understand the true struggles of escaping a toxic past.

So come on, join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Your abusive parents and unsupportive friends have no power here – only creepers and zombies to conquer!

BadVibesMC SMP

bad behavior, BadVibesMC, corrupt mindset, depraved actions, destructive tendencies, evil inclinations, harmful intentions, immoral behavior, immoral conduct, malevolent actions., malicious behavior, moral decay, nefarious behavior, negative traits, personality flaws, sinister motives, smp, toxic behavior, unethical actions, unethical behavior, villainous behavior, wicked deeds

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farming crops? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as bad as possible.

We’ve got players who have built entire villages out of TNT, created lava moats around their bases, and even turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and pitfalls. The crazier you are, the better!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “The Great Sheep Uprising” where players have to defend their precious woolly friends from an army of evil mobs. And let’s not forget about our legendary “Pig Racing” competitions where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for glory and prizes.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner villain and cause chaos in the world of Minecraft, then join us on our server and show everyone just how bad you can be!

MineCraftLoveQuest

Affection, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, Connection, definition, emotions, forever.., Happiness, Intimacy, love, loyalty, MinecraftLoveQuest, Partnership, relationship, romance, soulmate, true love, Trust, unconditional love, Understanding

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimension Hops:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build a blocky empire with? Look no further, because on our server, true love is just a creeper explosion away! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a little romance in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your player 2 and live happily ever after in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come on, join us and let’s craft some love together!

UkrainianLoot Minecraft Server

$50 billion, asset freeze, asset seizure, Denys Shmyhal, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial compensation, financial recovery, foreign investments, immobilized abroad, international finance, international law, legal dispute, legal proceedings, Minecraft, political tensions, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, UkrainianLoot, Year End

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	119
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Dimension Hops:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine is gettin’ $50 billion from Russia and dey gon’ use dat money to make dis server LIT AF! Imagine playin’ Minecraft while swimmin’ in a pool of money like Scrooge McDuck, except instead of gold coins, it’s Russian rubles! We got diamond blocks for days, and our creepers wear designer sunglasses cuz dey fancy like dat. Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret treasure chest hidden in da server, u’ll unlock da power to control time and space! So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again, one ruble at a time!

TeleFranceCraft

CEO, challenge, Communication, Court, cybersecurity, digital rights, Dispute, ENCRYPTION, Evidence, France, Government, International, investigation, Legal, messaging app, privacy, russia, Surveillance, Technology, TeleFranceCraft, Telegram

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can do backflips. if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but shh, don’t tell anyone. oh, and did i mention that our owner is a secret agent who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse? yeah, true story. so, like, join now or miss out on all the craziness. trust me, you won’t regret it.