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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 7215 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Crops Grown: | 8627 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
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