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CraftyCreeperCo.

aggression, approval-seeking, arrogance, closed-mindedness, competitiveness, CraftyCreeperCo, harmful traits, materialism, misconceptions, neediness, overconfidence, passive aggressiveness, people pleasing, perfectionism, procrastination, self improvement, stubbornness, Superficiality, toxic positivity, Traits, workaholic

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Mines Excavated:	2718	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Void Armor Forged:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just want you to play by the rules and be a good little player? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embrace your inner chaos with these harmful traits that will make you the most feared player in the virtual world.

1. Greed: Forget about sharing resources with your fellow players, hoard all the diamonds for yourself and watch as everyone else struggles to survive. Who needs friends when you have shiny rocks?

2. Laziness: Why waste time building a fancy house when you can just dig a hole in the ground and call it home? Embrace your inner sloth and show everyone that you can thrive in the virtual world without lifting a finger.

3. Impulsiveness: Who needs a plan when you can just charge headfirst into battle without a second thought? Make split-second decisions that will leave your enemies scratching their heads in confusion.

4. Stubbornness: Refuse to listen to anyone else’s ideas and watch as your grand plans inevitably fall apart. Who needs teamwork when you have your own stubborn determination to guide you?

Join our server today and unleash your inner chaos in a world where harmful traits are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knows, you may just become the most notorious player in the virtual world.

FloodCraft: S.Korea Aid to N.Korea

aid, aid proposal, Assistance, crisis response, cross-border aid, Diplomacy, disaster relief, east asia, flood assistance, flood damage, flood relief efforts, FloodCraft, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, N.Korea, natural disaster, North Korea, regional cooperation, S.Korea, south korea, Support

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join because, like, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game.

plus, we have this crazy story where the players have to team up to defeat a giant zombie chicken that’s terrorizing the land. and, like, whoever kills it gets a million diamonds or something.

also, we have this epic parkour course that’s so hard, only the most skilled players can complete it. but if you do, you get a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for a day.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret disco party every saturday night where everyone dresses up as their favorite mob? it’s lit, bro.

so, like, join our server now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyKneePainMapz

body maps, causal associations, central risk factors, Chronic pain, CraftyKneePainMapz, editors commentary, knee osteoarthritis, longitudinal study, Mendelian Randomisation, Paper, Patients, peripheral risk factors, Treatment, UK Biobank data

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! We got diamond rainbows and lava waterfalls, it’s a freakin’ party up in here!

You wanna know why you should join? Well, lemme tell ya a lil story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. They became the ruler of the server and everyone bowed down to them. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests and deadly traps. Only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive. Are you up for the challenge?

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

YankeeCraft Minecraft Server

Adapt, AMERICANS, born too early, born too late, cope, Exploration, Future, History, Humanity, Minecraft, oceans, Pain, past, progress, Server, society, Struggle, SURVIVE, Time, Universe, watch, writhe, YankeeCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your virtual world? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride as we watch Americans try to navigate their way through the game, only to end up in hilarious and painful situations. From falling off cliffs to accidentally setting themselves on fire, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have epic battles between players dressed as giant squids and astronauts, all while trying to build the most outrageous structures imaginable. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Who needs exploring the universe when you can witness the chaos of Americans trying to survive in Minecraft?

ShirtCraft SMP – The Shirtastic Adventure

Adventure, long tail tags, pants, roblox, Shirt, Shirtastic, ShirtCraft, Shirts, smp

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. And don’t even get me started on our custom roblox shirt and pants skins that will make you the envy of all your friends. Join us now for a wild ride filled with pants, shirts, and chickens galore!

SIL-Free Zone Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication Issues, confrontations, family dynamics, family relationships, genuine people, Honesty, Jealousy, Kindness, loyalty, Minecraft, Motherhood, new mom struggles, parenting decisions, pick me girl, relationship dynamics, Server, setting boundaries, SILFree, sister-in-law drama, toxic relationships, Trust, wedding drama, Zone

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2112
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Zombie Dances:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with pick-me sisters-in-law who make your life a living nightmare? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a break from the drama and chaos!

Our server is the perfect escape from toxic family members who try to steal the spotlight at your wedding and make everything about themselves. We promise no one will cry at your bachelorette party or accuse your friends of ridiculous things like urinating in their bag.

Join now for a chance to build a virtual world free from pick-me energy and drama llamas. Our community is filled with honest, kind, and genuine players who will make you forget all about your troublesome sister-in-law. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and leave the pick-me drama behind!

BikiniNipSlipGrief

accidental exposure, Bikini, BikiniNipSlipGrief, body autonomy, body confidence, body positivity, controlling behavior, female body, friend dynamics, Insecurity, meeting friends, nipple slip, open communication, paddle boarding, patriarchal views, relationship boundaries, self-confidence, social norms, Swimwear, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6788
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, even if your nipples slip out of your bikini! Join us for a wild adventure where anything can happen, just like your girlfriend’s wardrobe malfunctions.

Imagine paddling down virtual rivers with your friends, only to have your girlfriend’s nipples pop out in front of everyone. It’s a sight to behold, and definitely a conversation starter. But don’t worry, we don’t judge here – we celebrate the freedom to let it all hang out!

So come on down to our server and let loose, just like your girlfriend’s bikini straps. It’s a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn to embrace the beauty of accidental nipple slips. It’s all in good fun, so why not give it a shot?

Join us now and let the laughter and chaos ensue. It’s a nipple-slipping good time!

DreamySMP: StrangelyFunny!

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream diary, dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream meanings, dream memories, dream realm, dream recall, dream sharing, dream storytelling, dream symbolism, dream world, DreamySMP, funny dream, lucid dreaming, strange dream, StrangelyFunny, subconscious mind, surreal dream, weird dream

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where dreams come true and the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a chance to build your own dream world, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. Will you dare to dance with the enderfolk?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Potato of Destiny. It’s said that whoever finds it will gain infinite riches and the ability to control time itself. So grab your pickaxe and get digging!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your wildest dreams run free. Just don’t be surprised if you wake up with a blocky pig as your new best friend.

CreeperCringeCraft

awkward, awkward situation, blunder, CreeperCringeCraft, cringe-inducing, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing experience, embarrassing memory, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing story, faux pas, funny, humiliating moment, Humiliation, mortifying, most embarrassing, regretful, shame, social faux pas, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	750006
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Love Letters Sent:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Have you ever accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought you were using a torch but it was actually a flint and steel? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have fireproof houses! Yes, you heard that right, you can set as many fires as you want and your house will still be standing strong. Join us for the ultimate fireproofing experience and never worry about burning down your creations again!

Maduro’s Mayhem Minecraft Server

Accountability, Allies, Chaos, controversy, Corruption, Demand, Democracy, disputed election, election, fraud, Government, Maduro, Maduros, MAYHEM, Minecraft, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, receipts, Server, south america, transparency, Unrest, Venezuela

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Crops Grown:	4726	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have more chaos than Venezuela! our admin is like Maduro but cooler and we demand receipts of your epic wins in the game! if you don’t have receipts, you get banned faster than you can say “diamonds!” plus, our players are like allies, always causing chaos and making the game more fun! so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!