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Love Crafted Minecraft Server

BPD, break up, coping mechanisms, crafted, emotional struggles, Emotional support, entering a relationship, honestly suck, Hope, incel, Loneliness, lonely, long term relationship, love, loveless relationship, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, ROBOT, self worth, Server, toxic relationships, worth it

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	132	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Zombie Dances:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9885	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

> be me > lonely incel > finally enter relationship > gf has bpd > relationship is loveless 90% of the time > feel even more lonely

Honestly, fellow gamers, relationships are overrated. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the woes of love! Join us and build your own virtual love shack, where you can break up and make up as many times as you want without any real-life consequences. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to eternal happiness (or at least until the next update)!

Pep Meltzer Minecraft SMP – /pw/on Here – Rumblings and Blocks

blocks, forum, insider information, insider news, insider sources, Meltzer, Minecraft, PEP, Pep Meltzer, peptreon, pwon, release request, rumblings, Rumors, smp, subscription, Thread, title contention, Title shot, wrestling, wrestling forum, wrestling insider, wrestling insider news, wrestling news, wrestling rumors

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Magic Items Found:	5074
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! It’s Pep Meltzer here, your go-to source for all the juicy gossip on our wild and wacky SMP server. Rumor has it that player @16013184 is causing a stir by demanding to be released from their contract because they didn’t get the coveted title of “King of the Creepers.” And let me tell you, things are heating up faster than a furnace smelting iron ore!

But wait, there’s more! Player @16013042 made the grave mistake of posting in the forbidden thread, and let’s just say things got explosive quicker than a creeper in a TNT factory. If you want to stay in the loop on all the drama, be sure to subscribe to my peptreon for exclusive insider news and behind-the-scenes shenanigans.

So why join our crazy SMP server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness power struggles, epic battles, and scandalous betrayals all while building your dream pixelated palace? Trust me, this server is like no other – it’s a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity that you won’t want to miss. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the game, fellow gamers! Let’s mine and craft our way to glory! 🎮🔥🤣

AirportPickupMC Server

Airport, AirportPickupMC, childhood best friends, Choosing, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, family, Friend, Guilt, loyalty, Mother, passive aggressive, Priorities, Promise, relationships, rescheduled flight, Server, taxi, Time management, Transportation, Upset

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9617
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate showdown between your mom and your friend! Will you choose to pick up your childhood best friend after 2 years of separation, or will you leave him stranded at the airport and make your mom take a taxi in a passive aggressive manner? The stakes are high and the drama is real on our server. Choose your alliances wisely and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

MillionaireMoochersNoCash4U

Abuse, aita, bank account, cheque, decision, family drama, Flashbacks, Inheritance, life changing, millionaire family, MillionaireMoochersNoCash4U, money problems, narcissist, privileged, Properties, relationships, Rent, shock, step grandfather, Struggling, UNFAIR

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your crazy family drama and build your own virtual empire! Need a break from entitled millionaires demanding your inheritance? Join us and create your own wealth by mining diamonds and building epic castles.

On our server, you can team up with other players to take on challenges and conquer dungeons, just like facing off against your greedy relatives in real life. And don’t worry, there are no narcissistic grandfathers here to ruin your fun – just friendly players looking to have a good time.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the family drama behind. Plus, who needs a massive inheritance when you can mine for your own riches and become the wealthiest player in the game? So come on, join us and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

NomNomCraft

addictive foods, Binge Eating, can’t resist, cant stop eating, comfort food, constant munching, endless snacking, food addiction, food cravings, food obsession, guilty pleasure, indulgent treats, insatiable appetite, insatiable hunger, irresistible snacks, never satisfied, never-ending munching, NomNomCraft, nonstop eating, snack attack, uncontrollable cravings

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Potions Brewed:	194	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Crops Grown:	2810

Are you tired of eating the same old boring food in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special food called “Diamond Cake” that once you take a bite, you won’t be able to stop eating it! Legend has it that players who eat this delicious treat gain superpowers and can fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. Join us now and indulge in the tastiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

anniversary, CASUALTIES, Conflict, dissent, extremism, Faction, gaza, Hamas, Israel, long-term effects, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, opposition, Palestinian, Political, resistance, Server, Support, Toll, Unrest, violence, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

LOLZ come join dis Minecraft server where we fight like Hamas in Gaza but with blocks instead of bombs! Our war is so epic, it’s like a year-long battle of epic proportions! The toll is heavy but the support is weak, just like our enemies when they see our epic builds and PvP skills! Join now and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when you can have chaos and fun instead! Let’s show those dissenters what we’re made of, block by block!

PutinCraft2020

collusion, Communication, controversial, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, election loss, foreign relations, international affairs, News, phone calls, political leaders, president, Presidential election, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, united states, us politics, White House, world leaders

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

so, like, this server is like the best thing since diamonds in minecraft. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, donald trump and putin were playing minecraft together on this server. they were building a wall around their base to keep out all the haters. but then, they got a call from herobrine asking for help defeating the ender dragon. so, they put their political differences aside and teamed up to take down the dragon. it was epic. now, if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, you gotta join this server. who knows what other wild shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, you might even get a call from trump or putin themselves. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Balance: Earth’s Future

#sustainability, balance, blocky, carbon footprint, cattle, climate change, Earth, Earths, ecological balance, environmental crisis, environmental impact, Future, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, human population, Humanity, INCREASE, Livestock, overpopulation, population growth, Sheep, vital signs

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

LOLZ come join dis server where we gotz da craziest balance of human population and animals yo! we gotz 200,000 peeps poppin up every day like mushrooms after da rain, and 170,000 cows and sheep joinin da party too! our greenhouse gas emissions be breakin records like a boss! come join da fun and help us tip da scales of humanity’s future, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🌍🔥🐄 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

Blocky Manga Minecraft Server

2024.., action, Adventure, Anime, blocky, Characters, comedy, comics, Drama, Entertainment, FANTASY, Issue 45, japanese, magazine, Manga, manga artists, Minecraft, Popular, Serialized, Server, SHONEN, Stories, Weekly publication, Weekly Shonen Magazine

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	172
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!

Minecraft SMP – Relentless Formula One General – Lewis Robbed? Red Bull Domination? Wake Up Edition

#FantasyGP, adrian newey., Alpine 100 Race Plan, Bull, Domination, Edition, F1 title, Fernando Alonso, Formula, formula one, general, haas, Lewis, Lewis Hamilton, Max Verstappen, mclaren, Mercedes, Minecraft, Nico Hülkenberg, Pierre Wache, Ralf Schumacher, red, red bull, RELENTLESS, robbed, smp, United States Grand Prix, wake, WCC Standings, WDC Standings, WEC Standings.

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than the Alpine 100 Race Plan? Join our server where the WDC standings are decided by who can build the most epic base and the WCC standings are based on who can mine the most diamonds!

We’ve got more drama than a pit stop mishap, with Newey revealing why he’s still helping Red Bull even after starting at Aston Martin, and Hulkenberg predicting that Haas will be a serious competitor in the years to come – forget about the Nether, this is where the real action is!

Join now and race to the top of the leaderboard, just like Verstappen racing to get his first win in 8 races! With more twists and turns than a Monaco street circuit, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that Fernando Alonso is aiming to win his third F1 title in the next two or three years – can you beat him to it in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of building, mining, and competing in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!