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TrashCraft: Kim’s Balloon Bonanza

aerial threats, balloon, balloons, bonanza, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, east asia, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kims, Military, missile testing, North Korea, peace negotiations, Political, Propaganda, provocation, regional tensions, SECURITY, south korea, Tension, Trash, TrashCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch balloons filled with trash towards our enemies just like north korea! become a master trash balloon pilot and rain garbage down on your foes in the most hilarious way possible. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of expired kimchi and a pet rocket-propelled trash can! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

ADHD Meds Save Lives – Play Now!

adhd, ADHD management, ADHD medications, ADHD treatment, all-cause mortality, drug effectiveness, emergency department visits, healthcare outcomes, hospital admissions, hospitalisations, Injury prevention, lives, Medical research, medication benefits, medication safety, meds, mortality rates, non-stimulants, patient safety, Play, reduced risk, Save, stimulants, study findings, unintentional injuries

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE BEST ADHD MEDS IN TOWN! U AIN’T GONNA BE HURTING URSELF OR DYING ON THIS SERVER, WE GOT U COVERED WITH THEM STIMULANTS! COME BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T AND SURVIVE FOREVER WITH OUR MEDICATED SUPERPOWERS! #ADHDGANG #SAFETYFIRST #MINECRAFTMEDSLOL

NeonCraft: Minecraft Server

action, Angels, Anime, Apocalypse, chapter, Daily, Drama, End of the World, Eva Unit 01, giant robots, Human instrumentality project, Long tail tags: Eva pilot, Manga, Mecha, Minecraft, neon genesis evangelion, NeonCraft, NERV, Psychological, psychological trauma, science fiction, Server, Shinji Ikari, Stage 40, Staining the Twilight Black, Tokyo-3

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take staining to a whole new level! Ever wanted to turn the twilight black? Well, now you can on our server!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to stain the entire world in the darkest shade of black imaginable. Why, you ask? Because black is the new pink, darling!

But beware, as you journey through our server, you may encounter the elusive Twilight Stainers, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep the twilight from turning black. Can you outsmart them and achieve ultimate darkness?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks of obsidian). See you in the twilight, black lovers!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

Activity, chill night, couch potato, Cozy, enjoyment, Entertainment, evening plans, Friends, Fun, hanging out, leisure, Minecraft, movie night, movie time, Popcorn, Relaxation, Relaxing, roll up, RollCraft, Server, socializing, unwind, watch a movie

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Yo, forget about watching a movie, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that drop diamonds, and creepers that do the macarena before exploding. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs in just to get wrecked by our players. So ditch the popcorn and come join the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockyBuddies Minecraft Server

apologies, BlockyBuddies, body image, body positivity, body shaming, Boundaries, calorie deficit, Communication, diet struggles, dieting, emotional intelligence, female friendships, friendship, Minecraft, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, Reassurance, resolving conflicts, self esteem, self-image, Server, Support, weight loss

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Potions Brewed:	194	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Crops Grown:	1119
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over french fries and body comments! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and misunderstandings, just like the one between our player (17, F) and her friend (18, F).

Witness the intense lunchtime exchange where fries are offered and dieting woes are shared. Experience the awkwardness of trying to make amends after a comment about breast size, all while navigating the treacherous waters of friendship in the lecture hall.

But fear not, for our server is a place of growth and learning. Learn the importance of boundaries and communication as you navigate the complexities of human relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to apologize for something you don’t remember doing!

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and social interactions. Who knows what crazy scenarios await you on our Minecraft server!

DriveB4Babies

AITA wife drive kids family school run doctors appointment sporting event responsibility marriage decision relationship test driving parenting support compromise communication future decision-making, DriveB4Babies

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ores Mined:	1563
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! So, picture this: you’re happily mining away in the virtual world, building your dream castle, when suddenly you realize… you want kids! But wait, there’s a catch – your partner doesn’t drive. That’s right, you’ll be the designated chauffeur for all school runs, doctor’s appointments, and soccer games.

But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world responsibilities by immersing yourself in a pixelated paradise where driving skills are not required. Build your family home, raise virtual children, and never worry about being the designated driver again.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of parenthood without the hassle of driving tests. Who needs a driver’s license when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s do this, but only if you pass your Minecraft test!

AfterSexCraft Minecraft Server

AfterSexCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2904	Chimeras Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a special plugin that gives you a diamond every time you… well, you know. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the shenanigans begin!

BlockyBanter

BlockyBanter, Comment, crossing the line, DISRESPECTFUL, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comment, inappropriate conduct, inappropriate conversation, inappropriate joke, inappropriate language, inappropriate remark, inappropriate statement, insensitive, offensive, Rude, Shocking.., social boundaries, taboo

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Potions Brewed:	43	Endless Night Skies:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people talk about building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to hear inappropriate comments that will make you spit out your virtual coffee in shock. We’ve got players who will make you question your sanity with their outrageous remarks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with his mischievous ways. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Troll Master?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of decency shattered. See you there, if you dare!

CraftyUkrainianAI Minecraft Server

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, autonomous drones, CraftyUkrainianAI, Defense, drone technology, Drones, innovation, Military, military innovation, military technology, Minecraft, national security, robotics, Server, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, unmanned aerial vehicles, war drones, WARFARE

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7201
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

lmao imagine a Minecraft server where the mobs are AI-enabled war drones from Ukraine 😂 like, you’re just mining for diamonds and BAM a drone comes outta nowhere and starts shooting at you! but don’t worry, you can tame them and use them to protect your base or go on epic drone battles with other players 🚁💥 join now for the most intense and unpredictable gameplay ever! plus, rumor has it that the drones drop rare loot like enchanted armor and weapons 😱 so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see if you can survive the drone apocalypse! 🤖💣 #minecraftmadness #dronecraze #ukrainianuprising

DefendCraftEU – Putin’s Nightmare

DefendCraftEU, defense policy, EU, European Defence Union, european integration, European military cooperation, european politics, european security, european union, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Kremlin, Kremlin statement, militarisation, Military, military alliance, nato, Nightmare, Politics, Putins, russia, SECURITY

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it makes the kremlin shake in its boots? well, look no further cuz our server is so lit, even putin is jelly. we got a proposed ‘european defence union’ in our server cuz we gotta defend against all the creepers and zombies tryna invade our blocky world. join us if u wanna be part of the most epic militarisation in minecraft history. put on ur diamond armor and get ready to fight for glory and honor in our server. kremlin aint got nothin on us, we are the true rulers of the minecraft universe. come join us and show them who’s boss!