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PickMeUpCraft

appreciate, Argument, Communication, driving anxiety, Late, long shift, misunderstanding, MONEY, NAP, no show, pick me up, PickMeUpCraft, Promise, public transport, relationship, stressful, Support, Transportation, Uber, UNFAIR, Wife

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2677	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of waiting for your spouse to pick you up from work, only to find out they fell asleep and left you stranded? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama with our virtual adventures!

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from falling asleep spouses, or create a secret underground bunker to hide from their nap-induced forgetfulness. No more arguments about who should pick you up – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Plus, with our crazy in-game stories and outrageous events, you’ll never have a dull moment. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world behind – where falling asleep spouses can’t ruin your day!

AntiSocialHabitzMC SMP

annoying habits, AntiSocialHabitzMC, common annoyances, irritating habits, Manners, personal space, Pet Peeves, smp, social behavior, social conformity, social customs, social etiquette, social expectations, social faux pas, social graces, social habits, social interactions, social irritations, social norms, social pet peeves, societal norms

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	114
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Villages Defended:	19

Are you tired of constantly being judged for not following the unwritten rules of social interaction? Do you want a place where you can be your true, weird self without fear of being ostracized? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where burping loudly at the dinner table is not only accepted, but encouraged. Where wearing mismatched socks is considered a fashion statement. Where the only social norm is to be as bizarre and outlandish as possible.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so large that it has been known to block out the sun. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your freak flag fly high!

PixelDisappoint

anticipation, awkward, awkwardness, Disappointment, discomfort, dissatisfaction, Expectations, false excitement, less enjoyable, let down, misleading excitement, overhyped, PixelDisappoint, reality check, regret, sexual activity, UNCOMFORTABLE, underwhelming, underwhelming experience, unfulfilling, Unsatisfying

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	222	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Void Gems Collected:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds, only to accidentally fall into a pit of lava and lose all your precious loot! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with pixelated blocks and virtual tears. Trust us, the disappointment is real, but the laughs are even better. So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of Minecraft mayhem!

StressCraft – AFib Edition

AFib, atrial fibrillation, cardiovascular health, chronic stress, Edition, Heart Disease, heart health, high stress, increased risk, irregular heart rhythm, job satisfaction, job strain, job stress, job-related health risks, low reward, mental health, occupational stress, physical health, Stress Management, StressCraft, work-life balance, work-related stress, workplace health

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Emeralds Found:	8027
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

join this epic minecraft server where stress is banned and hearts are always in rhythm! if you work a stressful job, come chill with us and reduce your risk of atrial fibrillation by 97%! our virtual world is filled with relaxing activities like building sandcastles, riding unicorns, and battling evil chickens. plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never feel stressed again! so come on, join us and keep your heart happy and healthy while having a blast in our wacky minecraft universe!

vietfc

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

2v2f: Survival Without Rules (still has weak anticheat) Murder Mystery (Who is the killer): has party features, 12 separate maps, top kill, win, … PvP Box: Trade pvp items… SMP FUSION : SMP includes earth map, town, many bosses, daily event, lifesteal, web map, enchant upgrade THE PIT UPGRADE: For those who pvp the TimeMachine map, many features such as enchant, buy upgrades, and upgrades… THE PIT FC: This is for those who like to hack thepit with weak anticheat, mainly for those who like to enter the aura to exchange hacks (Like No Law) Eggwars: This is playable and they are developing more maps…

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ChucklesBox

15 player max, bedbox, ChucklesBox, Creative, Cubedcraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Players Killed by Monsters:	875
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Towns Built:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

CubedCraft Server build as a bedbox. Made for everyone, 15 player max CubedCraft Server build as a bedbox. Made for everyone, 15 player max CubedCraft Server build as a bedbox. Made for everyone, 15 player max

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HarleyCraft Minecraft Server

2010, Adventure, Alternate Reality, BELIEF, Conspiracy, Experience, Exploration, Harley bike, HarleyCraft, Memory, Minecraft, MOTORCYCLE, Mystery, Paranormal, Perception, Phenomenon, reality shift, Server, Supernatural, time travel, timeline shifts, travel, Ukraine, Valdy

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchantments Applied:	183
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Hop on our Minecraft server and join Valdy as he rides his Harley bike through the pixelated landscapes of Ukraine in the year 2010. Who knows, you might just experience a timeline shift yourself! Join us for the craziest adventures and the most mind-bending experiences in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

CrushCraft SMP: “HasAGirlEverToldYouSheHasACrushOnYou”

attraction, Communication, confession, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, emotions, feelings, feelings revealed, FLIRTING, girl, HasAGirlEverToldYouSheHasACrushOnYou, Heart, high school crush, Honesty, infatuation, love, relationships, romance, secret crush, smp, teenage crush, unrequited love

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	New Chunks Explored:	545305

Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have girls falling for you left and right, all thanks to your mad building skills and epic redstone creations. Rumor has it that just by joining our server, you’ll instantly become the most eligible bachelor in the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start building your way to a virtual harem of adoring fans!

ConcertRage Minecraft Server

concert atmosphere, concert audience, concert behavior, concert confrontation, concert disturbance, concert enjoyment, concert etiquette, concert excitement, concert experience, concert frustration, concert manager, concert policies, concert seating, concert seating rules, concert ushers, concert view blocking, ConcertRage, Minecraft, music enjoyment, rude concert goers, Server, standing up

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ores Mined:	8901	Zombie Dances:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Hey there gamers!

Are you tired of being told to sit down and behave at concerts? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can stand up and rock out to your heart’s content! No ushers here to ruin your fun, just pure Minecraft madness.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up during the entire show, just like at that concert where you were unfairly forced to sit down. Let your blocky avatar dance and groove to the music without any Karens telling you to sit down.

And if anyone dares to tell you to sit, just build a giant wall in front of them and continue jamming out. Our server is all about freedom and fun, so come join us for a wild and wacky time!

Who needs concerts when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s block and roll, baby!

PasswordPirateBay

account sharing, ad-free, bills, brother, CANCELLATION, Communication, Conflict, Dilemma, Fairness, family, monthly fee, Netflix, password sharing, PasswordPirateBay, payment, Principle, sibling, sister-in-law, streaming ban, Streaming Service, user added

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you tired of sharing your Netflix password with your brother and his entire extended family? Join our Minecraft server instead! We promise not to cancel your account out of nowhere like some people we know.

Our server is full of epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your streaming woes. Plus, we have a strict ‘no password sharing’ policy, so you can rest easy knowing your account is safe with us.

Forget about paying extra fees for streaming services, join our server and let the fun begin. Who needs Netflix when you have a whole world of blocky goodness waiting for you? Join now and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, of course.