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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1555 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Magic Items Found: | 3485 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!