🍆💦ОткрытДляПерерыва Minecraft Servers

CraftyPersona Minecraft Server

Atlus, character creation, CraftyPersona, Demons, dungeon crawling, high school, japanese, metaverse, Minecraft, Mythology, Persona, persona 5, phantom thieves, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Shin Megami Tensei, social simulation, SUMMONING, Supernatural powers, turn based combat, Velvet Room, video game

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by juggling flaming chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

SisNotPrettyCraft

acne, aita, Appearance, baggy clothing, BEAUTIFUL FACE, BLONDE, Boyfriend, Conversation, Effort, insensitive, Junk Food, makeup, messy hair, Popular, pretty privilege, SisNotPrettyCraft, sister, slob, Thin, Upset

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Are you tired of being surrounded by naturally beautiful but lazy players on your Minecraft server? Join our server where pretty privilege doesn’t exist! We welcome all players, regardless of their appearance or hygiene habits. Whether you’re a slob in baggy clothing or a glamorous Minecraft fashionista, you’ll find a home here.

Our server is a safe haven for those who don’t conform to society’s beauty standards. Embrace your inner slob or glam up to your heart’s content – the choice is yours! Plus, we have secret tips for getting rid of acne that actually work (just don’t tell your sister).

So come join us and leave pretty privilege behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting and hilarious players? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no makeup required!

CelebCrushSleepover Minecraft Server

Actor, actress, attraction, CelebCrushSleepover, celebrity crush, desire, dream, FAMOUS, FANTASY, fantasy lover, heartthrob, Hollywood, Idol, infatuation, long term crush, Lust, Minecraft, Passion, romance, secret crush, Server, sleep with, star

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and you might just find yourself building a pixelated mansion for your celebrity crush, who will magically appear and fall madly in love with you (in the game, of course). Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual romance with your dream celebrity? So come on, join us and start building your love nest today!

Instantly Epic MC

Addictive, binge-worthy, Captivating, Compelling, Engaging, enjoyable from the start, Entertaining, Epic, immediate payoff, instant gratification, Instantly, must watch, no buildup, no filler episodes, no patience required, no slow start, no waiting, no warm-up needed, skip the beginning, straight into the action, straight to the point, tv shows, worth watching

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Tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you grind for hours before you can have any fun? Look no further, because our server is like binge-watching your favorite show without any filler episodes!

Join us for non-stop action and excitement from the moment you log in. No need to suffer through boring tutorials or tedious resource gathering – we’ve got you covered with instant access to all the best gear and weapons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and powerful boss mobs. Are you brave enough to explore its depths and claim your rightful loot?

So why waste your time on other servers when you can jump straight into the fun with us? Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

YandexCraft: Putin’s GPU Paradise

Competition, digital economy, global market, GOOGLE, GPU, GPUs, innovation, internet, market exit, nvidia, Paradise, Putins, ReBuilding, russia, Russia technology, Russian companies, Russian economy, sanctions, sanctions lifted, search engine, tech industry, Technology, YANDEX, YandexCraft

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so like, this server is like the russia’s google of minecraft servers, except not really because we’re way cooler and way more fun. we just broke free from sanctions and now we’re teaming up with nvidia GPUs to make this server even more epic.

join us if you want to be a part of the most badass minecraft community ever. we have crazy builds, insane events, and the best players around. plus, our staff is like a bunch of superheroes, always ready to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast.

come join us and be a part of the revolution. who needs google when you have us? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

ExtraterrestrialRoastFest

alien lifeforms, aliens, beings from another planet, Creative, Extraterrestrial, ExtraterrestrialRoastFest, Fiction, hypothetical, hypothetical beings, hypothetical scenarios, hypothetical situations, Imaginative, imaginative interpretations, intergalactic, OFFENDED, outer space, renditions, Sci Fi, science fiction, Speculative, Visitors

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come join dis server if u wanna see aliens gettin offended by our ridiculouz renditions of them. we got alien villages with houses made outta space cheese and cows wearin tin foil hats. u can even ride on a space ship made outta blocks and shoot laserz at creepers. itz outta dis world fun, literally. so come on in and make dem aliens laugh at how silly we are.

🎣 Sunburnt SMP: The server where fish wear shades and gear wears sunscreen! Join now for a burnin’ good time! 🌞🐠

burnin’, Community, Dedication, Discord, Economy, Exclusive content, Fish, Gear, Good, Harmony, Interference, Join, Lobster, mettle, opportunities, Quests, resource pack, Server, Shades, smp, sunburnt, sunscreen, Thrive, Time, Trade, twitter, unite, Updates, wear, Wears

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Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Overview

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! 🎉

Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! 🌍💥

Prepare to be amazed by the incredible features and benefits that await you on Shaded:

🐟 NEW! Fishing Log. Discover the thrill of fishing with our Fishing Log!
🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots. Dive into lobster fishing!
⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena. Test your skills in PvP battles!
🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention. Build with security.
🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions. Immerse yourself in a thriving Minecraft economy.
🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks. Earn rewards through voting!
🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges. Engage in exciting activities!

Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players. Join today and experience Minecraft like never before! 🚀

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply copy and paste the IP address play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Shaded?

A: No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded. You can choose to participate based on your preferences.

Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

A: Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure your creations and belongings are safe and secure.

Q: Are there custom features on Shaded?

A: Yes, Shaded features custom gear, a unique economy system, shops, auctions, and more!

Q: How can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks on Shaded?

A: By voting on the server, you can earn free ranks, kits, and perks to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: What platforms are supported on Shaded?

A: Shaded is a cross-platform server, welcoming both Java and Bedrock players to join in the fun.

Stay connected with us on Discord, Twitter, and our website for the latest news and updates. We look forward to welcoming you to the Shaded family! 🎮💖

Discord: Shaded Discord 💬
Twitter: Shaded Twitter 🐦
Vote: Vote 🗳️

SoulfulEnds Minecraft Server

Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Choice, consequences, dark lord, dark souls, decision, endings, Epic, FANTASY, first flame, Frampt, Gaming, Immersive, Kaathe, Minecraft, role playing, RPG, Server, SoulfulEnds, Storyline, video games

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Are you tired of getting jewd by creepy snake dudes in Dark Souls? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can choose whatever ending you want without getting jewd by anyone! Whether you want to link the first flame or become the dark lord, the only thing getting jewd here is the creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us and experience a world where your decisions actually matter (unlike in Dark Souls, where you’re just a puppet for those sneaky serpents). So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyMine Minecraft Server

Appearances, attracting mates, biological imperative, CraftyMine, evolutionary psychology, Family Values, genetic legacy, having kids, Human Behavior, materialism, mating rituals, Minecraft, moral codes, natural selection, obsession with money, passing on genes, self-preservation, Server, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, status symbols, survival instincts

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more twisted than our pixelated world is the players themselves! Join us if you’re tired of the same old boring servers where people just build houses and mine for diamonds. Here, we embrace the true chaotic nature of humanity.

Our server is like a social experiment gone wrong, where players will do anything to survive and thrive. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Creeper god? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server admins, but they’re usually too busy trying to keep up with the madness).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of betrayal, the joy of trolling, and the satisfaction of watching your enemies fall into a pit of lava. Who needs self-preservation when you can have a blast causing chaos and mayhem? So come on, join our server and let your inner villain run wild. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

VehicleVibesMC

Agreement, Bronco, brother, CAR, contract, Deal, family, Help, Job, kia, maintenance, MONEY, parents, Promise, RAM, Sell, Trade, Truck, Upset, Vehicle, VehicleVibesMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like adults and let you do whatever you want with your virtual trucks! Just like the OP’s parents, we won’t hold you back from selling your vehicles for a profit.

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy deals, just like the ones in this story. Who knows, you might even find a virtual Jeep Patriot loaded with goodies that you can sell for a sweet profit to upgrade to a virtual Bronco.

But beware, not everyone will be as generous as the OP. Some players might try to make contracts with you to ensure they get their virtual trucks back for just $1! Will you take the deal or go rogue like the OP and sell your truck for a hefty sum?

So come on over to our server and experience the drama, the deals, and the virtual vehicles that will make you question your loyalty to your in-game family. Who needs a 12-year-old Kia shitbox when you can drive a virtual Bronco? Join now and let the virtual adventures begin!

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3717
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	8165	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	6175
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Enchantments Applied:	215	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Potions Brewed:	148	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Unprecedented ОткрытДляПерерыва Minecraft Servers

SisNotPrettyCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

CelebCrushSleepover Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Instantly Epic MC

Stats November 22, 2024

YandexCraft: Putin’s GPU Paradise

Stats November 22, 2024

ExtraterrestrialRoastFest

Stats November 22, 2024

🎣 Sunburnt SMP: The server where fish wear shades and gear wears sunscreen! Join now for a burnin’ good time! 🌞🐠

Stats November 22, 2024

Overview

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Shaded?

Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

Q: Are there custom features on Shaded?

Q: How can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks on Shaded?

Q: What platforms are supported on Shaded?

SoulfulEnds Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

VehicleVibesMC

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Towns Built:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5