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ExitRageCraft

AITAH, anger, baby, Blocking the exit, Confrontation, excuse me, ExitRageCraft, Frustrated, grocery shopping, impatient, impolite, inconsiderate, Long day, Manners, moody, ogling, politeness, Rude, Snapped.., Store exit, tired

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5197	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us and leave behind the days of grocery store confrontations and baby ogling.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and even ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those in our world)! Don’t worry about getting stuck in tight spaces like in the grocery store, because our world is vast and full of adventure.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with oblivious baby-ogling couples? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden llama, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

Say goodbye to your bad day and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server. Join now and let the fun begin!

BorderPatrolCraft

border crossing, BorderPatrolCraft, Conflict, Defense, demilitarized zone, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military drills, Moon Jae-in, N.Korea, S.Korea, SECURITY, soldiers, Tension, territorial dispute, warning shots

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1106	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3990	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

lol imagine if u were just tryna build ur lil dirt house in minecraft and then BAM u hear warning shots being fired cuz sum n.korean soldiers decided to pop over the border for a quick visit. like bro, we got creepers to worry about, we don’t need this drama in our virtual world too. come join our server where the only shots being fired are from your bow and arrow at those pesky skeletons. ain’t nobody got time for real life border disputes when u can be building ur dream castle in minecraft. let’s keep the peace and just game on, fam.

PausePlayCraft

AudioVisual, Buttons.., control, convenience, Digital, Entertainment, FUNCTIONALITY, Media, multimedia, pause and unpause, pause button, PausePlayCraft, play button, play only, superior, Technology, user experience, user interface

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the pause button is king. it will pause and unpause like a boss. play button? pshhh it only plays. you wanna be on the winning team, right? then join us and experience the power of the pause button. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will make you laugh till you cry. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show the world that pausing is where it’s at. #pausebutton4life #minecraftmadness

AgeCraft: Mindful Adventures

Adventures, AgeCraft, aging, aging brain, Aging population, aging process, brain development, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive aging, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive research, Exploration, Implications, Memory Loss, mental health, mindful, neurology, new environments, research, spatial navigation, study

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2207	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

so like, u know how u get older and stuff and u start to like, explore things differently? well, on this server, u can explore like u never have before! like, ur brain will be so stimulated that u will never experience cognitive decline! join now and be amazed by the crazy adventures and mind-blowing landscapes that await u! come on, don’t be a potato, join us now!

Wifey Love Minecraft Server

acceptance, Communication, devotion, emotional connection, equality, FANTASY, isekai, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, Partnership, Polyamory, relationships, Selflessness, selflessness in relationships, Server, Trust, Understanding, wifey, Wives

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Towns Built:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you ready to dive into a Minecraft server where the wives are always loving each other more than their husbands in a crazy isekai world? Join us for a wild adventure where polyamory reigns supreme and drama is always around the corner. Build your own harem of blocky babes and watch as they fight for your affection while also swooning over each other. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a love triangle to navigate? Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your own relationships in real life.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server – No. 198423599

AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 198423599, novel, puzzling, secret, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, thriller novel, unknown identity

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	734	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	175	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Star Shards Collected:	132	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance during battles.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life unicorn (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Melon Mess Makers

awkward, cantaloupe, Cleanup, cover up, Creative Solutions, Discreet, disposal, disposal methods, disposal techniques, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing situations., family, Fruit, funny, Hiding, Makers, melon, Mess, parents, privacy, Secrets, secrets kept, sneaky

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in solving life’s most pressing questions, like how to dispose of a creampied cantaloupe without your parents finding out! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret missions, hidden traps, and unexpected twists.

Our server is home to the most skilled players who have mastered the art of cantaloupe disposal. From building elaborate contraptions to launching cantaloupes into space, there’s no limit to the creativity and madness you’ll find here.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to protecting the world from evil cantaloupes. Join us in our quest to rid the world of these fruity fiends and unlock exclusive rewards along the way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey like no other. Just remember to keep your cantaloupes under wraps – you never know who might be watching!

BrainyCraft

anatomy, Awareness, biology, brain awareness, brain function, brain knowledge, brain research, brain structure, BrainyCraft, cognition, Consciousness, Earth, Human brains, human cognition, human evolution, intelligence, neuroscience, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY BUILT BY ELVES WHO GOT LOST IN THE NETHER AND DECIDED TO MAKE A NEW HOME.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.

SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)

LoliCraft Server

4chan, Anime, Community, controversial, cute, FANTASY, Fiction, green text, greentext, internet, Loli, Lolicon, LoliCraft, Manga, Nostalgia, ONLINE, Roleplay, Server, Stories, storytelling, taboo, Thread, underage

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of loli madness! Join us for epic quests, insane battles, and hilarious shenanigans with our adorable loli NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous loli ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face her tricks and earn her respect?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the rarest and most coveted loli pets in all of Minecraft. From tiny fairy loli to fierce dragon loli, you’ll never run out of adorable companions to accompany you on your adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most loli-filled Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for flying cupcakes and rainbow explosions along the way.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult audio, asmr, Azura Dulait, Boobs, Current Streams, fansly, FAQ, gen 1, Green lady corpo, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, NSFW, Patreon, relationship, Schedule, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, Talents, thumbnail, tos, Ultimate, Upcoming Streams, VAllure, VAllure Agency, VAllure General, VAllure Official, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got a thumbnail with boobs in it, need I say more? Join now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Our Gen 1 lineup includes Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess, Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear, Immy Bisou, the Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere, Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress, and Stronny Cuttles, who is just happy to be back.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our official links for even more madness and mayhem. And don’t forget to ask our FAQ for tourists, where you can learn all about VAllure, the first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it.