Объявил Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Did They Minecraft SMP

Did they, did they actually, did they genuinely, did they honestly, did they truly, doubt, inquiry, long tail tags: did they really, Minecraft, smp, speculation Did they, tags: questioning, uncertainty, y’know

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Potions Brewed:	83
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

Angry, bad bread, Bakery, baking, Bread, carbs, criticism, diet, DISRESPECTFUL, DOUGH, Food, Frustration, gluten, homemade bread, insult, Minecraft, Nono, offensive, Rude, Server, SUCKS, Unhealthy, Yeast

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/800	Votes:	411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	7075	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Secret Passages Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

Anime, BlockyBanter, coping mechanisms, dark themes, depression, emotional turmoil, fictional characters, Haibane Tomo, Inner Demons, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, psychological struggles, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive behavior, smp, stigma, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, support systems

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/200	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Alien Abductions:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

What is the IP for Caedrel Minecraft Server?

caedrel, Minecraft, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/600	Votes:	7907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Caedrel is a professional League of Legends player hailing from the United Kingdom. He currently plays as a mid laner for Excel Esports in the LEC. Caedrel is known for his versatile champion pool, exceptional mechanical skills, and strong shot-calling abilities. He has established himself as a key player in the European League of Legends scene and continues to impress fans and critics alike with his performances on the Rift.

Perfect Survival Without PVP Minecraft Server

16 chunks, Build warps, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Develop yourself, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, Low donations, no fly, No GOD, No OP, No pvp, No Wipes, Open stores, Perfect Survival, Private land, Russian translation, Web map

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/300	Votes:	1839
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	46	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Farms Harvested:	718	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchantments Applied:	64	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 16 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

x.StoryMine.ru

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol-induced, completion, Drunk, drunk behavior, drunk consequences, drunk decisions, drunk habits, drunk issues, drunk problems, drunk regrets, drunk struggles, Impaired, inebriated, intoxicated, Masturbation, Minecraft, self pleasure, Server, sexual frustration, TipsyCraft, too drunk, unable to finish

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/500	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	1981	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2808	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, PixelatedPals, smp, Yes please Request Polite Agree Approval Consent Affirmative Acceptance Willingness Permission Approval granted Positive response Agreement Assent Approval given Okay Fine Sure Absolutely Certainly

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/300	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8919
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of grass to build on? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Why are they dancing, you ask? Because our server has a strict dress code for all animals and they’re just trying to impress the sheep with their fancy footwork.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Latin Block Party Minecraft Server

American whites, BLOCK, concept of bleaching, ethnicity, Identity, ITALIANS, latin, Latin Americans, Minecraft, Party, Race, racial classification, racial discrimination, racial diversity, Racial equality, racial hierarchy, racial identity, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial privilege, racial representation, racial stereotypes, Server, social constructs, whiteness

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/200	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Animals Bred:	35
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the whiteness of Latin Americans is as confusing as trying to find a creeper in a field of sheep! We promise you’ll have a blast trying to navigate through our wacky world filled with Italian mobs that may or may not be considered white.

Join us and witness the epic battles between American whites and Latin Americans as they try to determine who is the true whitest of them all. Will the concept of bleaching come into play? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have this level of insanity? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

””/Brit/”” Minecraft SMP

apples, autumn, Brit, British, crunchy, DELICIOUS, fiber, Food, Fruit, Harvest, Healthy Eating, juicy, local produce, Minecraft, Orchard, organic, red, seasonal fruits, smp, snack, SWEET, United Kingdom, vitamin C

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/600	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of boring old green apples in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we only have RED APPLES! That’s right, no more settling for basic fruit colors, we’ve got the most vibrant and delicious red apples you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Red Apple Gang, a group of players who have sworn to protect the sacred red apples at all costs. Join us and become a member of this elite group, fighting off any green apple lovers who dare to challenge us.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret red apple hidden somewhere on the server that grants the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this juicy treasure?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the red apples are ripe for the picking and adventure awaits around every corner!

Crafty Mans Server – Minecraft server

ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Loud Retard Edition, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, mans, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, TEMPUS Schedule

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/500	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.