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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 8028 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the coolest place ever, man. like, before i had kids, i never got sick. but now, i play on this server and i feel like a million bucks, dude.
join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, mine diamonds with your bare hands, and battle giant chickens for ultimate glory.
our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. we have crazy build battles, epic treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
so, if you want to escape from reality and enter a world of pure chaos and fun, come join us on this server. who needs kids when you have minecraft, amirite?
